SC: How do I get on the WiFi?
Me: The WiFi is $3 plus tax for 24-hours.
SC: I have to pay? Everyday?
Me: That is correct. It comes out to $3.25 for 24-hours.
SC:
Me: ...
SC:
Me: ...
SC:
Me: ...
SC: That is too much! I'm not paying that! *storms out*
Me:
I don't know why you kept staring at me with the whole fish-mouth thing. Were you trying to get me to change my answer by entrancing me with your beady-blue eyes? Staring at me for a length of time with a bewildered look gets you nothing (in fact, it's kind of creepy). You have to ask for something if you want it.
NonSC: How do I get on the WiFi?
Me: *spiel*
NonSC: Oh, I didn't know you had to pay. I don't suppose there is any way you can comp it?
Why yes, there is a way, and since ye asked (and in a polite tone...that is important too), then ye shall receive. See? I bestow many generous gifts upon customers, but you must ask the proper question first.
NonSC: How do I get on the WiFi?
Me: *spiel*
NonSC: I'll take it! That's not bad! Not bad at all. That's a lot cheaper than lots of other places I've been to!
Thank you! Not only have you reaffirmed that other places do indeed charge for WiFi, but you proclaim our rates to be a deal in comparison! Now, can you please explain this to the numerous SCs who insist "everywhere else has free WiFi"? Please? I will give you cookies if you do this for me.
Me: The WiFi is $3 plus tax for 24-hours.
SC: I have to pay? Everyday?
Me: That is correct. It comes out to $3.25 for 24-hours.
SC:

Me: ...
SC:

Me: ...
SC:

Me: ...
SC: That is too much! I'm not paying that! *storms out*
Me:

I don't know why you kept staring at me with the whole fish-mouth thing. Were you trying to get me to change my answer by entrancing me with your beady-blue eyes? Staring at me for a length of time with a bewildered look gets you nothing (in fact, it's kind of creepy). You have to ask for something if you want it.
NonSC: How do I get on the WiFi?
Me: *spiel*
NonSC: Oh, I didn't know you had to pay. I don't suppose there is any way you can comp it?
Why yes, there is a way, and since ye asked (and in a polite tone...that is important too), then ye shall receive. See? I bestow many generous gifts upon customers, but you must ask the proper question first.
NonSC: How do I get on the WiFi?
Me: *spiel*
NonSC: I'll take it! That's not bad! Not bad at all. That's a lot cheaper than lots of other places I've been to!
Thank you! Not only have you reaffirmed that other places do indeed charge for WiFi, but you proclaim our rates to be a deal in comparison! Now, can you please explain this to the numerous SCs who insist "everywhere else has free WiFi"? Please? I will give you cookies if you do this for me.


(they really do, it's weird)
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