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  • #16
    As to becoming a man....

    I used to really faze people by telling them I became a man at 13. Then I tell them I'm Jewish. Then I explain that Jews become Men at age 13, when they are Bar Mitzvah. (Yes, that's the proper term - "Bar Mitzvah" is actually a noun, not a verb, so it doesn't have a past tense.) And I was Bar Mitzvah at 13.

    Now, as to when I lost my virginity, well, that's a different matter....


    ... and I don't "kiss and tell."
    I will not be pushed, stamped, filed, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own. --#6

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    • #17
      Quoth Mr Hero View Post
      I'm not trying to be a man, but I wanna be the guy.
      Oh, that, we can help you with:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Wanna_Be_the_Guy

      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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