EFFING CRAP, PEOPLE!!

[Betweenshades]

Dude. It's buying on the internet, it's not that hard anymore.

Shipping. Choose one. Slow, fast, next day. It's RIGHT THERE WHEN YOU PAY. If it's not clear, DON'T BUY UNTIL I ANSWER YOUR QUESTION.

When you search for a whatever on eBay, the search results will show if the seller is offering more than just standard shipping. In my case, since I offer express shipping on everything, all of my listings say "one-day shipping available." Never, until just now, was this phrasing ever a problem.

This flipping moron emails me this train-of-thought email with zero punctuation asking how to fix his TV and if the *insert cheap shipping price* was for the fast shipping. I answer his question and he emails me back with a "but I'm confused- the quoted price doesn't cover the fast shipping" email and said he'd wait to buy the board until he understood.

AND THEN HE BOUGHT THE DAMN BOARD BEFORE I ANSWERED THE QUESTION. I want to drive to his home and hit him with it.

*stabbity*

[houdini]

Maybe he'd had a moment of enlightenment between sending you the "I'm-going-to-wait" email and buying it?

Although I doubt it

[dalesys]

...and hit him with it.

*stabbity*

... with snake-like eye he shouted "PIE!", an' hit him over the head with the tray.

It was in that moment Hiram Pawnitoff attained enlightment.

-Incredible String Band

[bainsidhe]

A little unsettling that I saw this thread title after reading about the poopy child thread.