Your daily dose of crazy

[AquaGirl]

The following is an email from a customer:

I am responding to a visit from your Shriner employee and request that you control this individual to prevent implicating *my company* from involvement in stalking my home for rendition and homicide. Shriner assassins typically issue from ordinary jobs which hide them in the status quo. I will make a mess of anyone who fronts a home invasion or attempts a public kidnapping which narrows your assassination effort to some unforseeable "accident". I am going to continue to fight occult rendition against the odds of parents too preoccupied with their grief to see through your activity.

Um. Not...sure? Plus my dad is a Shriner. So I am not the one to complain to.

[Ghel]

Does he think you're going to put on Macbeth? Or maybe he's been playing too much Assassin's Creed, and is confusing Shriners with Templars.

Maybe I shouldn't be trying to figure out the crazy.

[StormCMage]

The following is an email from a customer:

I am responding to a visit from your Shriner employee and request that you control this individual to prevent implicating *my company* from involvement in stalking my home for rendition and homicide. Shriner assassins typically issue from ordinary jobs which hide them in the status quo. I will make a mesa of anyone who fronts a home invasion or attempts a public kidnapping which narrows your assassination effort to some unforseeable "accident". I am going to continue to fight occult rendition against the odds of parents too preoccupied with their grief to see through your activity.

Um. Not...sure? Plus my dad is a Shriner. So I am not the one to complain to.

shriners? you mean the guys in the silly fez's, the ones that help kids

this loon thinks they have assassins...

yeah that about sums it up

[Jay 2K Winger]

shriners? you mean the guys in the silly fez's, the ones that help kids

Fezzes aren't silly. Fezzes are cool. </TheDoctor>

[lineswine]

I take it the customer WASN'T a Shriner, then?

[Lurking Sockpuppet]

Fezzes aren't silly. Fezzes are cool. </TheDoctor>

You come here and clean my screen now that it's covered in diet coke.

Sockpuppet

[Dave0523]

Fezzes aren't silly. Fezzes are cool. </TheDoctor>

See it here!

[StormCMage]

See it here!

sorry siding with the girls in that clip, fezes are a bit silly to me, but make great target practice apperently

[sirwired]

GK's "Hot Tips" must have accidentally dialed your callcenter.

[Kogarashi]

I'm lost on the "rendition" bit. What?

[AquaGirl]

I'm lost on the "rendition" bit. What?

Yeah don't know. I wrote exactly what he wrote.

[Argus]

I will make a mess of anyone who fronts a home invasion or attempts a public kidnapping which narrows your assassination effort to some unforseeable "accident".

Do you have a way to warn delivery employees of this, in case that customer reaches the conclusion that they are Shriners fronting a home invasion?

I'm lost on the "rendition" bit. What?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rendition_(law) has some information that might be relevant.

[fireheart]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shriners

Have a look at the Shriner logo, I believe that may be why the woman was thinking that.

How did she know that the guy was a Shriner tho? O.o Unless he wore a fez when he was making the delivery?

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Well, Shriners are Freemasons, ya know, and everybody knows Freemasons are an evil secret society out to take over the world or just keep doing secret rituals and being mysterious or whatever. </sarcasm>

[mikoyan29]

Those little cars could be dangerous.