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  • We Have a New Exit Off the Highway...into the Parking Lot.

    Uh hey, yeah. That's right, I did just say that. There is now a brand new "exit" off the highway that passes by us. Right. Well, turns out 15 minutes before I got to work a huge tractor trailer hit something that blew out his front tire and sent him out of control and CAREENING down the embankment. It rolled at LEAST once and came to rest on its side on our property. There were firetrucks, ambulances, police, all sorts when I got there and I'm like, "Jeez guys, don't eat those breakfast burritos anymore, hurr hurr."

    The driver lived (if he hadn't worn his seatbelt he would have been ANNIHILATED) and we gave him free drinks when he came in. Guy's lucky as HELL. Just got a little scratch on his wrist.

    This is the reactions and question we got from this, in parentheses are the amount of times we were asked/told this...or how much it felt like:

    "What the hell happened over there?" (x20,000,000.)

    "When did THAT happen?" (x30,000,000)

    "So I guess nobody walked away from that huh?" (x100,000)

    "That looks bad." (x500,000)

    "Surprise Delivery!" (x30)

    "I guess he was pretty disappointed when he found out this wasn't a Red Robin." (I chuckled at this, I have to say and only like one person said it.)

    The sucky was this:

    SC: You need to do something about that, I almost hit somebody over there, there's a whole line of people waiting to get into your lot!"
    Me: That's not a line, those are response vehicles.
    SC: Well you need a flagger, where is your manager?
    Me: Our manager is not available at the moment but we are not in control of that situation, that is up to the response team. We cannot pull flaggers out of nowhere.
    SC: Well I want your manager to take care of that.
    Me: We're not in control of that sir, if you want to speak to the responders that's up to them.
    SC: It's YOUR ENTRANCE.
    Me: *shrug* But we don't do that.

    Seriously, this guy wanted me to crap out a flagger or something. Really? Haha. I have no idea what he wanted me or my manager to do about it. Sure, we could tell them we want a flagger out there but that's up to them, and if you're too dumb to drive between the CONES THEY HAVE SET OUT TO MAKE LANES, then that's your malfunction.

    Here's what the truck looked like after they hauled it right side up, detatched it from the trailer, and pulled it out of the trees. That's the highway right there with the bridge. He came down right before the bridge. He's lucky he didn't end up on the railroad tracks.


  • #2
    Wow, I'm sure glad the driver is ok! Sorry you had to deal with all the sucky, though.
    "Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv

    "This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - Gravekeeper

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    • #3
      All I can say is I am so glad that the damage to the truck wasn't done to the person inside it.

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      • #4
        Wow, that's just...the driver is lucky that he was able to walk away from that. Not many people can say that.
        Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.

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        • #5
          holy f*ck balls.
          Considering how solid trucks are (plus there looks to be a bend in the frigging chassis rails) he's exceedingly lucky! He should go buy a lotto ticket!
          "On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
          Regards, Lord Baron Darth von Vaderham, esq. Middle brother to mharbourgirl & Squeaksmyalias

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          • #6
            Guess the driver'll be getting free drinks for a while from his coworkers.

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            • #7
              Holy Moly that looks bad!

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              • #8
                To think that if I had left when I thought about leaving I would have just been pulling in to see a GIANT SEMI ROLLING DOWN A HILL TOWARD ME. I think I would have just gone home to change my undies. I left late this morning. Thank God.

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                • #9
                  Seatbelts FTW.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth sirwired View Post
                    Seatbelts FTW.
                    Quoted for truth.

                    And add me to the "holy crap!" list.
                    "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
                    - Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V

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                    • #11
                      It's amazing how callous people can be in a situation where somebody was potentially seriously injured or killed. All they can think of is: "What an inconvenience this is to me!"

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                      • #12
                        At least it wasn't a Crete truck. Otherwise I would've had to wonder if my cousin's ex-husband, who is still close to my family, was okay.
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #13
                          Flaggers? As if the responders didn't have lights flashing? Methinks she needs a new prescription of eyewear.
                          A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Gaki View Post
                            I think I would have just gone home to change my undies. I left late this morning. Thank God.
                            to quote my friend -

                            "DEPLOY EMERGENCY PANTS."
                            "On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
                            Regards, Lord Baron Darth von Vaderham, esq. Middle brother to mharbourgirl & Squeaksmyalias

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                            • #15
                              OMG. I am so glad the driver is okay. As for your SC, I have the feeling the police/responders would take extreme exception to someone in a fast food worker's uniform coming out to direct traffic towards their store. Morons.
                              "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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