Fitting room Fornicators.( a little bit nsfw also LONG)

[Sapphire Silk]

I'm sort of embarassed to say I had to wiki it too, but it make sense. Clever. .

OK, I confess. Even after all the hints, I still do not get it . Would someone PM me the answer so I can

[blas]

Don't feel bad, I don't get it either.

But I always get a free pass, natural blonde hair and big boobs makes a stupid girl, right?

[tropicsgoddess]

Ejaculation art?!! That's NASTY!

[dalesys]

OK, I confess. Even after all the hints, I still do not get it . Would someone PM me the answer so I can

Don't feel bad, I don't get it either.

But I always get a free pass, natural blonde hair and big boobs makes a stupid girl, right?

Think... What does Santa leave in your stocking if you're bad?

[blas]

I always get lots of hand sanitizers in my stocking every year.

BTW, still don't get it. Someone help this idiot out please

[dendawg]

I always get lots of hand sanitizers in my stocking every year.

BTW, still don't get it. Someone help this idiot out please

No, hun....I think Dalesys is referring to a lump of coal....I'll just let your imagination take over from there.

[chainedbarista]

tollbaby shared: I'd never been able to find properly fitting bras before I met him, and he knows just how to adjust them so that something that doesn't feel like it'll work suddenly fits perfectly! (he's an engineer)

can you recommend an 'engineer' to me? i could use one as well.

while i may not be adverse to adventurous sex, bathrooms, fitting rooms and other places of that nature are just not on the 'to do' list.

[blas]

I totally get it now. Pardon my idiocy.

[PepperElf]

he's the bra-whisperer!

I'm not really surprised... Men know what they like they like boobs.

(my bf just nodded )

[MoonCat]

One of my sisters works for this lovely establishment. Mostly picking up the mess in the fitting rooms. She totally needs to sign up for this site. I know she has some great stories to post!

[taxguykarl]

Men know what they like they like boobs.

(my bf just nodded )

OK, you caught me, I'm a breast man. Though Vicky's won't let me anywhere near the fitting rooms, not even accompanying Mrs. TGK.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I'm not really surprised... Men know what they like they like boobs.

(my bf just nodded )

Speaking of boobs: