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    This is from when I worked at the gas station.

    SC: Can I get some matches?
    Me: Sure. *rings up book of matches*
    SC: No, I want the free matches!
    Me: I don't have free matches.
    SC: Yes, your cigarette reps give them to you. i want those.
    Me: I don't have any.
    SC: Yeah you do. That drawer under there probably has them.
    Me: There is no drawer. We don't have free anything.
    SC: fine, rabble rabble rabble

  • #2
    C'mon AquaGirl, stop hiding all the free matches from the nice customers.
    "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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    • #3
      God, that used to piss me off so much when I worked at the convenience store.

      We sold matches for a nickel there, and were legally required to sell them rather than give them away because they came from the cigarette companies and therefore had cigarette brands on their labels. Giving them away for free would have netted us in a lot of trouble with Mr. Law-Man.

      Of course, people refused to grasp that concept and bitched to high heaven about us selling matches rather than just handing them out for free. Seriously people, it was a freaking nickel! Don't be so goddamned cheap!
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      • #4
        Quoth Miss Maple Leaf View Post
        Seriously people, it was a freaking nickel! Don't be so goddamned cheap!
        And did people then take it out of the penny jar? Even better was the guy who asked me to spot him 3 cents for a 5 cent envelope because he had two pennies and didn't want to break a dollar. Um, no?
        A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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        • #5
          We get people that get so pissed off that we don't have free matches for their cigs. They bitch about spending two bucks on a lighter after they've spent $20 on a couple packs of cigs. Ugh.
          Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
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          • #6
            Quoth bainsidhe View Post
            And did people then take it out of the penny jar?
            They used to, but then we put a stop to it. People kept abusing the penny tray so much that we moved it behind the counter. That way, if someone legitimately needed an extra penny we could provide one, but people couldn't just clean out the tray in a fit of cheapness.
            my favourite author is neil gaiman. - me
            it is? I don't like potatoes much. - the chatbot I was talking to

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            • #7
              We still give books of matches away. Of course, said books of matches have the c-store logo on them, so...Yeah...I can imagine the massive fits that would be thrown if we started charging!
              "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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              • #8
                y'all still give matches away!?...we dont have any, and boy that creates some fun comments...cheapest lighter we have is a dollar!

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                • #9
                  How heartless!. Next time someone asks for free matches, tear one or two out of the book and give it to them.
                  "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                  • #10
                    ohhh...lol, that would get some looks. but so satisfying!

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                    • #11
                      I don't have matches...but I do have a pack of 20 single use disposable firesticks, for a shiny nickel.......
                      Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                        How heartless!. Next time someone asks for free matches, tear one or two out of the book and give it to them.
                        And be prepared to laugh when the SC tries to light them. Even when strike-anywhere matches were still readily available, book matches needed the striking strip on the package.
                        Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth wolfie View Post
                          And be prepared to laugh when the SC tries to light them. Even when strike-anywhere matches were still readily available, book matches needed the striking strip on the package.
                          Well, they didn't ask for a lit match.
                          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                          • #14
                            I needed to get matches for some reason a year ago (I think I had bought candles as a gift for my boyfriend) and I was amazed when they gave me free matches. I was fully expecting to pay like 25 cents for them at least.

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