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Oh god, what a night at the gas station, I'll tell you what.
I get into work and immediate "there's something wrong with your toilet." No, there isn't. There's nothing wrong with my toilet. There IS, however, something wrong with your brain. So I walk back with the keys so I can make sure there's toilet paper in the stalls and whatnot and I get back in there and it's fine, just one of the toilets isn't flushed. Flush it, come back.
No sooner have I put down the keys and someone says, "Excuse me, but your bathroom is filthy." I turn around with the devil in my eyes and she's already walking out the door. So I walk all the way back to the bathroom and there's someone in the handicap stall, the bathroom is IMMACULATE but it smells really bad. Attributing this to the person in the larger stall, I walk back up to the front.
...F. M. L. About 5 minutes later a woman comes up and says, "I just wanted to let you know that I opened that large stall and it was like...AH. Like...AGH." She made this hilarious face though. I give a very large sigh and take the cleaning bottle and keys and everything back there. It smells worse. I open the stall door and it's like...
AGH.
I put down all the cleaning stuff, put out the closed sign and blocked off the door.
The best was the stuff EWs said.
I mentioned I had it all blocked off. I was in there mopping (it still smelled bad at this point) and a woman opened the door to the bathroom and looked in and I looked up and said...
Me: Uh...sign says closed.
EW: But I need to use the restroom.
Me: There's shit all over the floor.
EW: ....but....
Me: You're welcome to come in here but it's all wet and there's poop everywhere. I'm trying to mop it up.
Another one went up to my CW and said:
EW: I need to use your restroom.
CW: Well you can see if she's done in there but somebody destroyed it.
EW: I want to use it, open it up for me.
CW: Ma'am, someone made a huge mess in there.
EW: I don't care, let me use it.
CW: I can't do that ma'am, there is human waste in there.
EW: Then let me use your bathroom.
CW:
EW: YOUR bathroom, the private bathroom.
CW: We don't have one of those, we use the public restroom along with everybody else.
EW: ...*stomps out*
When I was walking back to get something else and the door was still blocked I saw two girls hop over my signs and walk in. I guess they didn't mind shit all over their shoes. (Or they did because they immediately turned around and left.)
Bonus Stupid
Pumps 15 and 16 don't work. Not as in the screen says "Pump Offline" or something convenient like that. It's really just all the screens are blank, there are no instructions, it doesn't beep at you, it can't light up for your gas, you can't do ANYTHING with it. That's why I put bags out on the pump handles.
I saw no less than 5 people pull up to either pump and assume that those pumps would work for them. They would pick up the bagged handles, removed the bag/put a hole in the bag for the tip of the nozzle to come out and attempt to get the pump to work. I would just sit and watch them do this. I could have told them over the PA system that those pumps didn't work but I didn't want to embarrass them further by telling them that someone was watching them be an idiot. Next time though...I think I will call out.
I get into work and immediate "there's something wrong with your toilet." No, there isn't. There's nothing wrong with my toilet. There IS, however, something wrong with your brain. So I walk back with the keys so I can make sure there's toilet paper in the stalls and whatnot and I get back in there and it's fine, just one of the toilets isn't flushed. Flush it, come back.
No sooner have I put down the keys and someone says, "Excuse me, but your bathroom is filthy." I turn around with the devil in my eyes and she's already walking out the door. So I walk all the way back to the bathroom and there's someone in the handicap stall, the bathroom is IMMACULATE but it smells really bad. Attributing this to the person in the larger stall, I walk back up to the front.
...F. M. L. About 5 minutes later a woman comes up and says, "I just wanted to let you know that I opened that large stall and it was like...AH. Like...AGH." She made this hilarious face though. I give a very large sigh and take the cleaning bottle and keys and everything back there. It smells worse. I open the stall door and it's like...
AGH.
I put down all the cleaning stuff, put out the closed sign and blocked off the door.
The best was the stuff EWs said.
I mentioned I had it all blocked off. I was in there mopping (it still smelled bad at this point) and a woman opened the door to the bathroom and looked in and I looked up and said...
Me: Uh...sign says closed.
EW: But I need to use the restroom.
Me: There's shit all over the floor.
EW: ....but....
Me: You're welcome to come in here but it's all wet and there's poop everywhere. I'm trying to mop it up.
Another one went up to my CW and said:
EW: I need to use your restroom.
CW: Well you can see if she's done in there but somebody destroyed it.
EW: I want to use it, open it up for me.
CW: Ma'am, someone made a huge mess in there.
EW: I don't care, let me use it.
CW: I can't do that ma'am, there is human waste in there.
EW: Then let me use your bathroom.
CW:
EW: YOUR bathroom, the private bathroom.
CW: We don't have one of those, we use the public restroom along with everybody else.
EW: ...*stomps out*
When I was walking back to get something else and the door was still blocked I saw two girls hop over my signs and walk in. I guess they didn't mind shit all over their shoes. (Or they did because they immediately turned around and left.)
Bonus Stupid
Pumps 15 and 16 don't work. Not as in the screen says "Pump Offline" or something convenient like that. It's really just all the screens are blank, there are no instructions, it doesn't beep at you, it can't light up for your gas, you can't do ANYTHING with it. That's why I put bags out on the pump handles.
I saw no less than 5 people pull up to either pump and assume that those pumps would work for them. They would pick up the bagged handles, removed the bag/put a hole in the bag for the tip of the nozzle to come out and attempt to get the pump to work. I would just sit and watch them do this. I could have told them over the PA system that those pumps didn't work but I didn't want to embarrass them further by telling them that someone was watching them be an idiot. Next time though...I think I will call out.
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