Stumbled on here from the comic and reading through has brought back such horrible memories that the psyciatrist swore she supressed.
Let me explain first where I live. I am in the deepend of nowhere you know of texas. We are an industrial area so not many places to go see or tourist attraction. Our taxis are somewhat non existant and our city bus system is a joke. In all actuality where I live we have dial up for internet service because we raise horses in the middle of nowhere and not even dsl is offered. I am using a mobile internet card to have somewhat contact with the outside world. So boring area, bare bottom technology, country folk
A few years ago I was working at a hotel that mainly catered to people coming into town for business. Like i have stated this area is not a busiling metropolis but we did have an airport that had one plane to fly people back and forth from the nearest big city. Ineviteably though I would get this call
UF= unprepared fool
AM= amazing me
UF:"Hi I just got off the plane and was wondering when your bus service would be coming by to pick me up"
AM: "I'm sorry sir but we do not offer that service. There are rental car stations in the airport (i think we had one maybe two)"
UF: "Why don't you have anyone coming to pick me up?"
Well lets review, unfortunately you assumed that because you were flying here that automatically this is America and everyone and everyplace should cater to you. Heaven forbid that you actually research a place or even look at the HOTELS WEBSITE THAT SHOWS THERE IS NO SHUTTLE SERVICE. But I digress that must take up too many brain cells in your entitled life to do something for yourself. I have dispatched the flying monkeys straight to your destination to compensate you for your wasted time and lack of planning. I'll be sure to take the blame for this.
This call came way too many times to count. And my blackened shriveled heart felt no sympathy.
Let me explain first where I live. I am in the deepend of nowhere you know of texas. We are an industrial area so not many places to go see or tourist attraction. Our taxis are somewhat non existant and our city bus system is a joke. In all actuality where I live we have dial up for internet service because we raise horses in the middle of nowhere and not even dsl is offered. I am using a mobile internet card to have somewhat contact with the outside world. So boring area, bare bottom technology, country folk
A few years ago I was working at a hotel that mainly catered to people coming into town for business. Like i have stated this area is not a busiling metropolis but we did have an airport that had one plane to fly people back and forth from the nearest big city. Ineviteably though I would get this call
UF= unprepared fool
AM= amazing me
UF:"Hi I just got off the plane and was wondering when your bus service would be coming by to pick me up"
AM: "I'm sorry sir but we do not offer that service. There are rental car stations in the airport (i think we had one maybe two)"
UF: "Why don't you have anyone coming to pick me up?"
Well lets review, unfortunately you assumed that because you were flying here that automatically this is America and everyone and everyplace should cater to you. Heaven forbid that you actually research a place or even look at the HOTELS WEBSITE THAT SHOWS THERE IS NO SHUTTLE SERVICE. But I digress that must take up too many brain cells in your entitled life to do something for yourself. I have dispatched the flying monkeys straight to your destination to compensate you for your wasted time and lack of planning. I'll be sure to take the blame for this.
This call came way too many times to count. And my blackened shriveled heart felt no sympathy.
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