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  • #16
    Quoth Kisa View Post
    SC: There's an accident in the parking lot. Right. Next. To. Me.
    ...
    SC: But they are ruuuiinniiinngggg my viissiiitttt!!!!
    Gee, you try to provide quality entertainment for the customers and they have to complain about it.

    Quoth Kisa View Post
    Kay: Ugh...I got a boogie in my nose....

    At this point, the entire store broke out in laughter. Not because of what she said, but because she accidentally turned her headset on and all the employees and the customers at the speaker heard her!
    A co-worker did something similar once. She was leading a seminar. During the break she went to the bathroom, and forgot to turn off her wireless mike.

    Quoth Kisa View Post
    A guy came thru and kept staring at me...like this...
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    Having seen the picture of yourself you posted in another thread, I can't say I can blame him.
    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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    • #17
      Quoth idrinkarum View Post
      Behold! The Crispy Potato Soft Taco
      Wow. Lose the pepper jack, and that could be my new favorite.
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #18
        La.... cu... ca... ra... cha

        Quoth Kisa View Post
        Speedy Gonzales

        Me: Hi, how ar
        SG: Hi Iwant2softtacosnolettuceanumber5minusbeanswithapep siacinnamontwistand3beefmeltburritos. Nothingelsethanksbye!
        Me: Sir, I...he left...

        I am nowhere close to kidding when I say he talked that fast. I was somehow able to decipher his speed babble and rung up his order.
        He came to the window, paid, and was just about to get his food when he said:

        SC: Arethosepotatotacos?
        CW: ...No. They are soft tacos with no lettuce.
        SC: OhwellIwantpotatotacosnolettuce.
        CW: Oh...Ok...
        SC: How did you not get that right?! Beef and potato sound NOTHING alike.

        Hmm...I don't know. Maybe it has something to do with you trying to order at the speed of light!!! Oh, yeah. And then when I tried to verify the order,you cut me off and zoomed away! Do you think that has anything to do with it?!! Hmm?!!

        Speedy Jr.

        A couple teens come thru:

        SJ: HiIgot2orderskthanks! (I have two orders. Thanks.)
        Me: Wait, what?
        SJ: Isaid
        Me: *brain catches up* Two orders?
        SJ: Yaizzatok? (Yeah. Is that ok?)
        Me: Yeah...I suppose...
        SJ: Ok. FirstIwanta#4withabajablasta5layerburritonobeansa# 7withsotftacoandapepsiandnachosandcheese. Forthenextorder
        Me: Woahwoahwoah! Wait, I'm still working on the first order!
        SJ: K.
        Me: *catches up* Ok. go ahead with the second.
        SJ: Kthanks. Iwant25layerburritosamediumbajablastachickenburrit oandabeefmeltburrito. That'sitkthanksbye!
        Me: Woah! Hold on! *catches up* Is that right?
        SJ: Yupthanksbye! *zooms off*
        Me: Holy shit...
        Would you prefer Slow Poke Rodriguez?

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