No no, erv-perts. This is not as it seems.
I am stocking the chips aisle, when a family comes in comparing prices and tastes etc. A woman has a small baby against her left chest area patting it and lightly hopping.
Lady: Shhh... shh... sweet baby, shhh, momma loves you.
The baby was making small weehhh noises like it wanted to be loud, but her voice kept it quiet.
Lady: Shh sh shhh, baby, sweet baby....shh......SHHHHHhhhhh, momma'as gonna beat that ass, beat the hell out of that baby, shh..
I ... silently freak out at the though of BEATING a baby, and turn my work to the other angle where I can witness anything. Aside from them being caught throwing chip bags in the floor >_>
Lady: Shh, shut the hell up, you shut that hell up.. momma's gonna spank that ass, spank the HAY-YUL out of that ass, shhh the hell up just shhh..
But, of course when she shouted HAY-YULL at the baby it started to gently squeal, and the lady began TO!!!!---
...pat the baby's bottom a little more agressively. As in patting a geriatric's back when you hug.
A very frail and small geriatric.
Lady: Now, baby, you done made momma mad and I don't like beating the hell out of you, but I will. You shut the hell up, shh... shut the hell up and I quit beating that baby.... shhh shhh...
I am stocking the chips aisle, when a family comes in comparing prices and tastes etc. A woman has a small baby against her left chest area patting it and lightly hopping.
Lady: Shhh... shh... sweet baby, shhh, momma loves you.
The baby was making small weehhh noises like it wanted to be loud, but her voice kept it quiet.
Lady: Shh sh shhh, baby, sweet baby....shh......SHHHHHhhhhh, momma'as gonna beat that ass, beat the hell out of that baby, shh..
I ... silently freak out at the though of BEATING a baby, and turn my work to the other angle where I can witness anything. Aside from them being caught throwing chip bags in the floor >_>
Lady: Shh, shut the hell up, you shut that hell up.. momma's gonna spank that ass, spank the HAY-YUL out of that ass, shhh the hell up just shhh..
But, of course when she shouted HAY-YULL at the baby it started to gently squeal, and the lady began TO!!!!---
...pat the baby's bottom a little more agressively. As in patting a geriatric's back when you hug.
A very frail and small geriatric.
Lady: Now, baby, you done made momma mad and I don't like beating the hell out of you, but I will. You shut the hell up, shh... shut the hell up and I quit beating that baby.... shhh shhh...
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