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What did you just say?!?!?
Background: This is my first post. I've been lurking for a couple of months and this is my first post. I work at a gas station (let's call it SlowWay). This gem is from about a week ago, on my third shift back from vacation and my first time back on second as I pulled a couple of thirds when I got back.
Me:
(Pale pasty white girl...important later)
CW: Awesome coworker J
CG: Creepy Guy (African American dude, also important)
The day was thankfully a pretty slow one. J and I had most of our assigned tasks done except the few that couldn't be done until close to the end of the shift. Our midshifter had just left and we were both generally milling behind the registers, catching up. CG walks in, says hello and heads straight for the beer cave. He comes up to the registers a few minutes later, just in time to catch the end up my stupid drunk third shift customer rant.
Me: Hello. Can I get you anything else?
CG: No. But it sounds like you're a bit grumpy. Sounds like you need to get some.
Me and CW:
CG: Or maybe it's just that time of the month?
Me and CW: again
Me: I'm good, thanks.
I complete his sale and hand him his change then escape to the back to "check my phone".
CG (loud enough to the customer in the back of the store to hear): You want a little chocolate in your milk baby? I could help you out with that.
Me:
CW: Dude, you need to go.
I seriously nearly vomited on that one. Do SC's really thing lame pickup lines like that will actually work?
Me:
(Pale pasty white girl...important later)CW: Awesome coworker J
CG: Creepy Guy (African American dude, also important)
The day was thankfully a pretty slow one. J and I had most of our assigned tasks done except the few that couldn't be done until close to the end of the shift. Our midshifter had just left and we were both generally milling behind the registers, catching up. CG walks in, says hello and heads straight for the beer cave. He comes up to the registers a few minutes later, just in time to catch the end up my stupid drunk third shift customer rant.
Me: Hello. Can I get you anything else?
CG: No. But it sounds like you're a bit grumpy. Sounds like you need to get some.
Me and CW:
CG: Or maybe it's just that time of the month?
Me and CW:
againMe: I'm good, thanks.
I complete his sale and hand him his change then escape to the back to "check my phone".
CG (loud enough to the customer in the back of the store to hear): You want a little chocolate in your milk baby? I could help you out with that.
Me:
CW:
Dude, you need to go.I seriously nearly vomited on that one. Do SC's really thing lame pickup lines like that will actually work?
And as a fellow night-shifter, I can honestly say, yes they do think those lines will score. 
Unfortunately for the rest of us.
Ugh...creepers... I hates 'em, and I seem to attract a TON of them! I like manybellsdown's idea of coming back with "How little IS it?" Hahahaha!!
Company Slave...sorry you had to deal with that creep. One perk of working in a call center is nobody can see what I look like from the other end of the phone call, and if anyone were to flirt with me I'd seriously have to laugh. I'm not that tough on the eyes, but I am in my 40s and not exactly a swimsuit model 
I'm never afraid to mention my husband in cases like this, either.
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