What did you just say?!?!?

[Sunshine]

just laugh. the :-O face works too, but laughter is the best revenge in cases like that
welcome to the forum!

[Seshat]

It's probably so little it needs a magnifying glass FOR the magnifying glass.

Electron microscope.

[protege]

Electron microscope.

Even with one of those...you wouldn't see much. I mean, those protons and neutrons tend to block everything else out

[bainsidhe]

To get laid -> need a girl -> need to woo a girl -> need to flirt -> girls like suave -> suave=perverted -> find a girl who is working so she can't run away and make perverted and lame comments towards her

Sorry Kisa, gotta disagree. This implies most drunks use more than a two-step thought process. They're really not that deep.

[morgana]

Edit: Also, best reply: "How little IS it??"

No, because he'd take that for encouragement. And either lie about the size or want to show it to you. Trust me, the best reply is

[Company_Slave]

I came up with the perfect response about 5 minutes after he left.
"Sorry, I'm allergic to chocolate" would have shut him the hell up.

[Fire_on_High]

Edit: Also, best reply: "How little IS it??"

Ok, you made me choke.

[zombiequeen]

I came up with the perfect response about 5 minutes after he left.
"Sorry, I'm allergic to chocolate" would have shut him the hell up.

That would have been funny, especially if he went on to be like "It's not real chocolate, silly."
Then you could say "Well then, what is it?" *eyebrow raise*

[Jester]

CG (loud enough to the customer in the back of the store to hear): You want a little chocolate in your milk baby? I could help you out with that.

No, because he'd take that for encouragement. And either lie about the size or want to show it to you.

Morgana's right. You can't ask a question that leaves yourself open to such possibilities.

However, you CAN say stuff to put them back in their place. Such as....

--[staring pointedly and skeptically at his crotch] "Just a little chocolate, hmmm? Sorry, that's just not enough for me."

--"No, I prefer vanilla."

--"Sorry, my break is 20 minutes, and I wouldn't know what to do with the other 19."

--"Sorry, I don't accept candy from strangers."

--"Looks like all you've got is melted chocolate."

--"I prefer hard nuts to soft chocolate, pal."

You get the idea.

Do SC's really thing lame pickup lines like that will actually work?

Sadly, yes.

Sorry Kisa, gotta disagree. This implies most drunks use more than a two-step thought process. They're really not that deep.

Now wait a minute! I myself am a drunk, and when I am out and about an drunk, I.....

Oh, wait. Nevermind.

You were saying?