Brain/Mouth Filter Failure; Fake Anger is Funny

[Kisa]

A few fun ones from today:

Brain/Mouth Filter Failure

Me: Hi, how are you?
SC: TACO!
Me: Hard or soft?
SC: What?
Me: Did you want th
SC: HAAARRDD!
Me: Oka
SC: SUPREME!
Me: O-kay.....
Me: So, one hard taco supreme? Anything else?
SC: No. I didn't want that. I want a taco salad and 3 meximelts.

Then why did you just randomly shout taco, hard supreme? I think he was on something, I really do.

Fake Anger is Funny

SC: I want a grande soft taco.
Order Taker: I'm sorry, but we don't have those any longer.
SC: WHAT?!!! I HATE YOU! YOU SUCK!!!
OT: .......
SC: Nonono I'm just kiddiiinnnggg hahahahaha
OT: .......
SC: I want a blablah, a blah, a crunch burrito....
OT: We no longer carry that item.
SC: I HATE YOU!! GO DIE!!! Justkiddingjustkiddiinnngggg hahahahaha
OT: ........
SC: Do you got chili cheese burritos?
OT: That is a regional item. This store does not carry them.
SC: YOU SUCK! F*CK YOU!!! Justkiddiiinnnggg!!!! hahahahaha
OT: Please stop that.......
SC: It's funny.
OT: Still....stop....

I'm not contageous....really

Today, I started getting really bad cramps 5 minutes before I had to leave for work. I have a damn good pain tolerance, so I took a Tylenol3 and went to work. Luckily, I was working in back, so I didn't have to fake smiles at jackhole customers. While I was reaching up for some pizza boxes, I got a really bad cramp that made my body bend at a 90 degree angle. (stretching the cramping muscles sometimes does that.) I had to grab the counter to keep myself off the floor.

SC: Hey! Go home!
Me: *looks over*
SC: Yeah, you! If you're sick, go home! I don't want you coughing your germs on my food!
Me: N-not sick.....
SC: Liar! Look at yourself! You can't stand up!
Me: I have cramps.
SC: Go home! Don't come in when you're sick! It's unfair to customers!
Me: *stands upright* Sir, I'm not sick. Besides, if I called off 7 times a month when I felt like this, I would definetly be fired.
SC: *blank stare*
Me: ....I'm not contageous.
SC: .....*staaarrreeee*
Me: I'm on my period.
SC: Grooooossss!!!! *recoils* Stay back!!!
Me:

[Aethian]

I'm not contageous....really

Today, I started getting really bad cramps 5 minutes before I had to leave for work. I have a damn good pain tolerance, so I took a Tylenol3 and went to work. Luckily, I was working in back, so I didn't have to fake smiles at jackhole customers. While I was reaching up for some pizza boxes, I got a really bad cramp that made my body bend at a 90 degree angle. (stretching the cramping muscles sometimes does that.) I had to grab the counter to keep myself off the floor.

SC: Hey! Go home!
Me: *looks over*
SC: Yeah, you! If you're sick, go home! I don't want you coughing your germs on my food!
Me: N-not sick.....
SC: Liar! Look at yourself! You can't stand up!
Me: I have cramps.
SC: Go home! Don't come in when you're sick! It's unfair to customers!
Me: *stands upright* Sir, I'm not sick. Besides, if I called off 7 times a month when I felt like this, I would definetly be fired.
SC: *blank stare*
Me: ....I'm not contageous.
SC: .....*staaarrreeee*
Me: I'm on my period.
SC: Grooooossss!!!! *recoils* Stay back!!!
Me:

DUDE! You have found the secret barrier for SC's (in your area). Achievement unlocked.

[Seraph]

Then why did you just randomly shout taco, hard supreme? I think he was on something, I really do.

I totally pictured this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxOz6XDesPo

[Kisa]

DUDE! You have found the secret barrier for SC's (in your area). Achievement unlocked.

Too bad the male employees can't use it.

SC: I demand you kiss my feet!
Male Employee: I would, but I'm on my period.
SC: ...... *runs away*

Actually, it kinda would work

[EricKei]

OT: Please stop that.......
SC: It's funny.

No, no, it's not >_<

Should it happen again, try that If they respond with that "the customer is always" (whatever) garbage, tell them that they're not a customer, as your restaurant is exercising its right to refuse service due to his abusive behavior.

[Midnight_Angel]

Me: *stands upright* Sir, I'm not sick. Besides, if I called off 7 times a month when I felt like this, I would definetly be fired.
SC: *blank stare*
Me: I'm on my period.

You're on your period seven times a month?

*ducks and runs away*

[Kisa]

You're on your period seven times a month?

*ducks and runs away*

I ment 7 days a month

[Mr Hero]

I heard somewhere that periods repel SC's. The SC's can smell the menstruation.

[Eisa]

Oooh, I have GOT to try that...and while mine is only 3-4 days, it's not like idiots have to know that, right?

[fireheart]

I heard somewhere that periods repel SC's. The SC's can smell the menstruation.

Where did you get a hand grenade from?

[emax4]

You know what would be awesome? If your store had one of those huge salvage yard magnets right above the sign to order. Someone gets too slap-happy or abusive, just turn it on, car gets picked up, and the crane arm moves it out of the way to the side so the next customer can pull up.

SC: "HEY WHATTHEHELL? I WAS JUST KIDDIN'! PUT MY CAR DOWN"
You"...mmbuh bye!"

[Gizmo]

Oooh, I have GOT to try that...and while mine is only 3-4 days, it's not like idiots have to know that, right?

I used to have friends in school who got away without doing PE due to it... 3 weeks a month! with the same female teacher. I think they managed this for nearly three months before the teachers started requiring notes from parents to confirm they were ok with kid not doing PE due to it.

[chainedbarista]

SC: It's funny.
OT: Still....stop....

no, no it's not; it's annoying and so are YOU. gtfokthxbye

[notlovinit]

I heard somewhere that periods repel SC's. The SC's can smell the menstruation.

Haha, didn't work. I got mine today and it felt like they all came in today. Although I think I was also extra sensitive too. One guy asked me to sell him a roll of quarters and I wanted to bash his brain in, which in hindsight may have been an overreaction.

[mhkohne]

Haha, didn't work. I got mine today and it felt like they all came in today. Although I think I was also extra sensitive too. One guy asked me to sell him a roll of quarters and I wanted to bash his brain in, which in hindsight may have been an overreaction.

As long as you didn't actually bash his brain in, then I think it's OK to dream up appropriate punishments. You just can't use them - you know how corp is about losing customers!