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Tonight, we had so many dumbass customers and so many sucky customers we were all this |--| close to snapping and going on a rampage. First, we were getting huge and rediculous orders. Most of them were over $30 and some of them were over 40 items. Example, one car of irritating drunk girls gor 2 orders. The first was 4 soft tacos no lettuca and 6 hard tacos. The second was 20 soft tacos and 2o hard tacos. In total, 50 tacos. Everyone shouted, in unison, "WHAT THE FUCK"!!! The kicker: they added on 5 burritos at the window. In unison, "DON'T YOU HAVE ENOUGH DAMN FOOD"??!!!
Then, we had tons of people doing the I-have-seperate-orders crap. Normally, it's a tad irritating because it takes longer and hurts out time. This time, 1/10 cars had seperate orders. Each and every one of them were either 2 really big orders or one really big order and then one order so small it's like, did you REALLY need to bother?
Everyone was bitching and whining about how long they had to wait. First, if you pull into Taco Bell and see that there is a line about 20 cars long, it's common sense that you're gonne be waiting a while. You don't look at the long line and think, "well, I'm customer #23 so I should be out of here in no time"! Then, I had to listen to evryone bitching about how the can't believe they have to wait 7 minutes for their order. No one is making you do anything. We aren't holding a gun to your head, we aren't holding your loved ones hostage, we aren't standing outside your car window with a chainsaw to keep you in line. If you don't want to wait, feel free to go to the other much less busy Taco Bell right around the corner. Better yet, go home and get yourself some pretzels and more booze. Stay off the streets and stay the hell away from my work.
Then, we had SC's trying to scam free shit off of us using the "I've been waiting a long time" excuse. Did they get free shit? No. Because none of us were in the mood to be nice to any degree. Idiots, SC's, flirty drunks, obnoxious drunks, and a solid 4 hour rush knocked the friendly right out of us. Even Bitch was cussing out customers.
SC: You didn't give me sauce!
Bitch: Sorry sir, it's the policy to not give sauce unless it is requested.
SC: Give me sauce and I demand that you remake my whole order as compensation!
Bitch: No. We did nothing wrong.
SC: Is that company policy or store policy?
Bitch: Company. I have NO control over that policy and I have no power to change it. I do, however, have to obey it.
SC: I have a wife and a daughter! This food is theirs!
Bitch: Ok, I still can't give you free food.
SC: *rants about stupid policies and how he has a wife and a daughter*
Bitch: Having a wife and daughter does not make you special. It was your mistake, not ours. Now either take your sauce and stop yelling at me, or get out of my line.
He took the sauce.
and another guy tried to get a free extra large pop because he claimed to have ordered diet when he got regular. Valid complaint, yes? He demanded after he drank half of it and frfused to give the rest back. We told him to fuck off, in slightly nicer phrasing.
Then, we had tons of people doing the I-have-seperate-orders crap. Normally, it's a tad irritating because it takes longer and hurts out time. This time, 1/10 cars had seperate orders. Each and every one of them were either 2 really big orders or one really big order and then one order so small it's like, did you REALLY need to bother?
Everyone was bitching and whining about how long they had to wait. First, if you pull into Taco Bell and see that there is a line about 20 cars long, it's common sense that you're gonne be waiting a while. You don't look at the long line and think, "well, I'm customer #23 so I should be out of here in no time"! Then, I had to listen to evryone bitching about how the can't believe they have to wait 7 minutes for their order. No one is making you do anything. We aren't holding a gun to your head, we aren't holding your loved ones hostage, we aren't standing outside your car window with a chainsaw to keep you in line. If you don't want to wait, feel free to go to the other much less busy Taco Bell right around the corner. Better yet, go home and get yourself some pretzels and more booze. Stay off the streets and stay the hell away from my work.
Then, we had SC's trying to scam free shit off of us using the "I've been waiting a long time" excuse. Did they get free shit? No. Because none of us were in the mood to be nice to any degree. Idiots, SC's, flirty drunks, obnoxious drunks, and a solid 4 hour rush knocked the friendly right out of us. Even Bitch was cussing out customers.
SC: You didn't give me sauce!
Bitch: Sorry sir, it's the policy to not give sauce unless it is requested.
SC: Give me sauce and I demand that you remake my whole order as compensation!
Bitch: No. We did nothing wrong.
SC: Is that company policy or store policy?
Bitch: Company. I have NO control over that policy and I have no power to change it. I do, however, have to obey it.
SC: I have a wife and a daughter! This food is theirs!
Bitch: Ok, I still can't give you free food.
SC: *rants about stupid policies and how he has a wife and a daughter*
Bitch: Having a wife and daughter does not make you special. It was your mistake, not ours. Now either take your sauce and stop yelling at me, or get out of my line.
He took the sauce.
and another guy tried to get a free extra large pop because he claimed to have ordered diet when he got regular. Valid complaint, yes? He demanded after he drank half of it and frfused to give the rest back. We told him to fuck off, in slightly nicer phrasing.
Yeah, that was how I chose to read it, because it's funnier that way. 
I actually HAVE been standing outside with a chainsaw. Sorry. 
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