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The Stupidest Customer Ever Awards!!!!
There must be a contest going on here that I don't know about, because I've been getting too many dumbass' for there not to be. Either there's a contest with the chance to win $1,000 or the customer base for my restauraunt has collectively lowered their I.Q.
Someone Just Learned a New Word
I was making food for inside, by myself, so I had to do the work of three people. I would take up orders and call out the number. The store was fairly quiet, so I was easy to hear. If no one came, I left it there so they could pick it up when they noticed. I came up with 2 orders; 135 and 136. 135 came right away, but I called 136 about 20 times. I called both the number and the actual order (2 chicken burritos) and no one came, so I left it there and went back to work. About 8 orders later I see this guy with a sulky, pissed off face glaring at me.
SC: Hey, you f*cking forgot about me!
Me: Pardon? *wanting him to rethink his phrasing*
SC: I said you f*cking skipped me!
Me: What was your order and number?
SC: I'm 136; I had 2 chicken burritos.
Me: Oh, I remember that one. I made that order a long time ago b-
SC: Well obviously not or I'd have my f-cking food!
Me: Sir, I made that order b-
SC: NO YO-
Me: BUT...I came and called the order out 20 times and NO ONE CAME FOR IT.
SC: Then you f-cking gave my f-cking order to someone else?!!!!
Me: No, I didn't give your order to anyone. I'm working alone and I'm incredibly busy. Too busy to be bothered to babysit orders when people don't pay enough attention to notice when it's ready.
SC: *totally missing my intended jab*Well you sure as f*ck didn't give it to me!
Me: Someone must have taken your order.
SC: Are you going to make my f*cking order or not?!
Me: Are you going to stop swearing at me?
SC: .....
Me: Whatever.....stupid asshole....
I made his order but intentionally made 4 orders before his and watched him stew
Then I just slapped his order on the counter with a painted on grin and "Have a lovely day sir"! He scowled, snatched his order and muttered "f*cking bitch".
Perhaps the Dumbest Woman Alive
DW: What kind of pizza do you have ready?
CW: I'm sorry, but Pizza Hut is closed.
DW: So, what kind?
CW: We don't have any. Pizza Hut closes at 11pm everyday.
DW: Ok. I want a cheese pizza.
CW: Mam, we don't have pizza. Pizza Hut is closed.
DW: Pepperoni is fine.
CW: Mam. We don't have ANY pizza. At all. Pizza Hut is CLOSED.
DW: Ok, then I'll have breadsticks.
CW: *deep breath* Pizza. Hut. Is. Closed. We cannot sell any items from the Pizza Hut side. No pizza. No breadsticks. Only Taco Bell.
DW: So....I can't buy breadsticks?
CW: Or pizza.
DW: .......*drives off*
REALLY?!!!
So there I was, working my ass off, alone, making orders.
SC: WORKIN' HARD OR HARDLY WORKIN' EH BABE??
He was talking to me. I shot him a piercing glare. I mean, I'm running around like a headless chicken doing the work of 3 people and you yell that I'm hardly working? AND you have the nerve to use pet names for me?!!
SC: WE-WANT-FOOD! WE-WANT FOOD! *pounding on the counter.
Really??!! How f*cking old are you, six?!!! Grow up and wait for your food like a big boy. Pounding the counter and trying to start a chant isn't going to make me work faster. Also, notice how no one is joining you yet everyone is staring at you? It's a sure sign you are making a total ass of yourself.
Me: Here's your order. Have a nice da-
SC: WELL IT'S ABOUT F*CKING TIME!!! DAMN!!! How hard is it to make f*cking tacos?!
Me: You have no idea *walks away*
Ok, Maybe I Was Wrong Before...
The phone rang abolut 20 times. We were super busy, so we let it ring. Finally, I got tired of the sound and picked up.
Me: *city name* Taco Bell.
DW: Is this Pizza Hut?
For serious??? I answered saying "Taco Bell" and you ask if this is Pizza hut??? The typical reaction would be embarassment followed by an apology for so obviously dialing the wrong number.
Me: Nooo.... This is Taco Bell and Pizza Hut Express. We sell the pan pizzas and single orders of breadsticks.
DW: Oh good! I'd like to place an order for a large pepperoni pizza. My address i-
Me: Mam, we don't have large pizzas. Only the 6" personal pan pizza and single orders of three breadsticks.
DW: Ok, I want 4 pepperoni pizzas. My address is 12-
Me: Mam, we don't deliver. At all.
DW: Do you deliver?
Me: As I said earlier, no we don't. We are primarily Taco Bell and Taco Bell does not deliver.
DW: .....I have to pick it up?
Me: No, you have to come here and order, pay and wait like everyone else.
DW: ........*click*
Someone Just Learned a New Word
I was making food for inside, by myself, so I had to do the work of three people. I would take up orders and call out the number. The store was fairly quiet, so I was easy to hear. If no one came, I left it there so they could pick it up when they noticed. I came up with 2 orders; 135 and 136. 135 came right away, but I called 136 about 20 times. I called both the number and the actual order (2 chicken burritos) and no one came, so I left it there and went back to work. About 8 orders later I see this guy with a sulky, pissed off face glaring at me.
SC: Hey, you f*cking forgot about me!
Me: Pardon? *wanting him to rethink his phrasing*
SC: I said you f*cking skipped me!
Me: What was your order and number?
SC: I'm 136; I had 2 chicken burritos.
Me: Oh, I remember that one. I made that order a long time ago b-
SC: Well obviously not or I'd have my f-cking food!
Me: Sir, I made that order b-
SC: NO YO-
Me: BUT...I came and called the order out 20 times and NO ONE CAME FOR IT.
SC: Then you f-cking gave my f-cking order to someone else?!!!!
Me: No, I didn't give your order to anyone. I'm working alone and I'm incredibly busy. Too busy to be bothered to babysit orders when people don't pay enough attention to notice when it's ready.
SC: *totally missing my intended jab*Well you sure as f*ck didn't give it to me!
Me: Someone must have taken your order.
SC: Are you going to make my f*cking order or not?!
Me: Are you going to stop swearing at me?
SC: .....
Me: Whatever.....stupid asshole....
I made his order but intentionally made 4 orders before his and watched him stew
Then I just slapped his order on the counter with a painted on grin and "Have a lovely day sir"! He scowled, snatched his order and muttered "f*cking bitch".Perhaps the Dumbest Woman Alive
DW: What kind of pizza do you have ready?
CW: I'm sorry, but Pizza Hut is closed.
DW: So, what kind?
CW: We don't have any. Pizza Hut closes at 11pm everyday.
DW: Ok. I want a cheese pizza.
CW: Mam, we don't have pizza. Pizza Hut is closed.
DW: Pepperoni is fine.
CW: Mam. We don't have ANY pizza. At all. Pizza Hut is CLOSED.
DW: Ok, then I'll have breadsticks.
CW: *deep breath* Pizza. Hut. Is. Closed. We cannot sell any items from the Pizza Hut side. No pizza. No breadsticks. Only Taco Bell.
DW: So....I can't buy breadsticks?
CW: Or pizza.
DW: .......*drives off*
REALLY?!!!
So there I was, working my ass off, alone, making orders.
SC: WORKIN' HARD OR HARDLY WORKIN' EH BABE??
He was talking to me. I shot him a piercing glare. I mean, I'm running around like a headless chicken doing the work of 3 people and you yell that I'm hardly working? AND you have the nerve to use pet names for me?!!
SC: WE-WANT-FOOD! WE-WANT FOOD! *pounding on the counter.
Really??!! How f*cking old are you, six?!!! Grow up and wait for your food like a big boy. Pounding the counter and trying to start a chant isn't going to make me work faster. Also, notice how no one is joining you yet everyone is staring at you? It's a sure sign you are making a total ass of yourself.
Me: Here's your order. Have a nice da-
SC: WELL IT'S ABOUT F*CKING TIME!!! DAMN!!! How hard is it to make f*cking tacos?!
Me: You have no idea *walks away*
Ok, Maybe I Was Wrong Before...
The phone rang abolut 20 times. We were super busy, so we let it ring. Finally, I got tired of the sound and picked up.
Me: *city name* Taco Bell.
DW: Is this Pizza Hut?
For serious??? I answered saying "Taco Bell" and you ask if this is Pizza hut??? The typical reaction would be embarassment followed by an apology for so obviously dialing the wrong number.
Me: Nooo.... This is Taco Bell and Pizza Hut Express. We sell the pan pizzas and single orders of breadsticks.
DW: Oh good! I'd like to place an order for a large pepperoni pizza. My address i-
Me: Mam, we don't have large pizzas. Only the 6" personal pan pizza and single orders of three breadsticks.
DW: Ok, I want 4 pepperoni pizzas. My address is 12-
Me: Mam, we don't deliver. At all.
DW: Do you deliver?
Me: As I said earlier, no we don't. We are primarily Taco Bell and Taco Bell does not deliver.
DW: .....I have to pick it up?
Me: No, you have to come here and order, pay and wait like everyone else.
DW: ........*click*
That's awful.
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