Oh man, this girl was a real trip.
SC: (cue bubble gum chewing valley girl) Can I like cash a check?
me: sure, have you ever written one here before?
SC: no.
Me: That's okay, we can set you up. I need the check, your Id, etc How much did you want to write today?
SC: Three hundred.
Me: Uh, normally we don't start out that high but let me go ask my supervisor...
She pulls out the check and I look closely at it and compare the signature with her ID. The pay to the order of was blank but the signature wasn't hers and the name on the check wasn't hers either.
Me: Is this your check?
SC: oh! Silly me!
She then proceeds to put HER name in the pay to the order of.
Me: Unfortunately we cannot do third party checks.
SC: But what does that mean?
Me: That I won't be able to cash that check.
Sc: But what does that mean?
Me: That I can't cash this check. Do you have one with your name on it?
SC: No. I want this one cashed.
She starts to sign the back.
Me: No wait! I can't cash that one.
SC: But what does that mean?
Oh my god. she was like a broken record of: "But what does that mean?"
Me: It means that you're not going to be able to cash THAT check. I am not giving you cash.
SC: Do you have an atm?
Me: Yeah... Right there.
Then my co worker stepped in.
CW: You do know that you can't deposit that right?
SC: What do you mean?
I was lost myself.
CW: It's not like the atm at your bank. It can't be deposited into your account.
SC: But what does that mean?
OH my god.
CW: The atm is NOT connected to your bank. It only gives you cash. You have to go to your bank to get it deposited.
CW tried to explain it til she was blue in the face. Finally SC just looked confused (as she tried to deposit the check into the ATM right infront of us) and walked away.
ME: But what does that mean?
Cw and I were:

Just... wow!!!
SC: (cue bubble gum chewing valley girl) Can I like cash a check?
me: sure, have you ever written one here before?
SC: no.
Me: That's okay, we can set you up. I need the check, your Id, etc How much did you want to write today?
SC: Three hundred.
Me: Uh, normally we don't start out that high but let me go ask my supervisor...
She pulls out the check and I look closely at it and compare the signature with her ID. The pay to the order of was blank but the signature wasn't hers and the name on the check wasn't hers either.
Me: Is this your check?
SC: oh! Silly me!
She then proceeds to put HER name in the pay to the order of.
Me: Unfortunately we cannot do third party checks.
SC: But what does that mean?
Me: That I won't be able to cash that check.
Sc: But what does that mean?
Me: That I can't cash this check. Do you have one with your name on it?
SC: No. I want this one cashed.
She starts to sign the back.
Me: No wait! I can't cash that one.
SC: But what does that mean?
Oh my god. she was like a broken record of: "But what does that mean?"
Me: It means that you're not going to be able to cash THAT check. I am not giving you cash.
SC: Do you have an atm?
Me: Yeah... Right there.
Then my co worker stepped in.
CW: You do know that you can't deposit that right?
SC: What do you mean?
I was lost myself.
CW: It's not like the atm at your bank. It can't be deposited into your account.
SC: But what does that mean?
OH my god.
CW: The atm is NOT connected to your bank. It only gives you cash. You have to go to your bank to get it deposited.
CW tried to explain it til she was blue in the face. Finally SC just looked confused (as she tried to deposit the check into the ATM right infront of us) and walked away.
ME: But what does that mean?
Cw and I were:

Just... wow!!!

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