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    Oh man, this girl was a real trip.

    SC: (cue bubble gum chewing valley girl) Can I like cash a check?

    me: sure, have you ever written one here before?

    SC: no.

    Me: That's okay, we can set you up. I need the check, your Id, etc How much did you want to write today?

    SC: Three hundred.

    Me: Uh, normally we don't start out that high but let me go ask my supervisor...

    She pulls out the check and I look closely at it and compare the signature with her ID. The pay to the order of was blank but the signature wasn't hers and the name on the check wasn't hers either.

    Me: Is this your check?

    SC: oh! Silly me!

    She then proceeds to put HER name in the pay to the order of.

    Me: Unfortunately we cannot do third party checks.

    SC: But what does that mean?

    Me: That I won't be able to cash that check.

    Sc: But what does that mean?

    Me: That I can't cash this check. Do you have one with your name on it?

    SC: No. I want this one cashed.

    She starts to sign the back.

    Me: No wait! I can't cash that one.

    SC: But what does that mean?

    Oh my god. she was like a broken record of: "But what does that mean?"

    Me: It means that you're not going to be able to cash THAT check. I am not giving you cash.

    SC: Do you have an atm?

    Me: Yeah... Right there.

    Then my co worker stepped in.

    CW: You do know that you can't deposit that right?

    SC: What do you mean?

    I was lost myself.

    CW: It's not like the atm at your bank. It can't be deposited into your account.

    SC: But what does that mean?

    OH my god.

    CW: The atm is NOT connected to your bank. It only gives you cash. You have to go to your bank to get it deposited.

    CW tried to explain it til she was blue in the face. Finally SC just looked confused (as she tried to deposit the check into the ATM right infront of us) and walked away.

    ME: But what does that mean?

    Cw and I were:

    Just... wow!!!

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    What does that mean?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0


    That boy needs therapy.

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    • #3
      "What does that mean?"

      "You no get money for piece of paper"
      If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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      • #4
        Quoth Nyoibo View Post
        "What does that mean?"

        "You no get money for piece of paper"
        I would pay money to see that!

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        • #5
          Quoth Hyndis View Post
          What does that mean?

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0


          That boy needs therapy.
          Win! First thing that went through my mind (and is now stuck in my head)

          Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
          You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
          What does that mean?
          That boy needs therapy.

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          • #6
            Now, all repeat after me..."Valley girl, she's a valley girl..."

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            • #7
              Maybe she was asking in the existential frame of mind, looking for the deeper meaning?

              Nah, she's a clueless moron.
              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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              • #8
                Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                Nah, she's a clueless moron.
                But what does that mean? Use smaller words when around people like this...nah that wouldn't help.
                Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                • #9
                  When people do this, repeating a mantra of ignorance, IM norrmally left wondering if they are really that stupid or just acting.

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                  • #10
                    Wow. Just wow.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth lineswine View Post
                      Now, all repeat after me..."Valley girl, she's a valley girl..."
                      Barf me out! Gag me with a spoon!
                      "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Hyndis View Post
                        What does that mean?

                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0


                        That boy needs therapy.
                        You beat me to it!! LOL
                        By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                        "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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                        • #13
                          Quoth barainga View Post
                          When people do this, repeating a mantra of ignorance, IM norrmally left wondering if they are really that stupid or just acting.
                          Not necessarily stupid. It's just that at some point in their development they learned that this was a good way of getting other people to do things for you. And like with any behaviour, if you repeat it enough it becomes a habit and you stop thinking about it. It probably gets her her own way most of the time, and saves her a hell of a lot of effort, physical AND mental, so it's a pretty efficient survival strategy.

                          Annoying as all hell, though. You KNOW there's a brain in there somewhere but you can't access it. I have to avoid people like this because they make me nuts.
                          What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Anakah View Post
                            SC: But what does that mean?
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                            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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