(original thread is in sightings somewhere).
I have a maltitol and chocolate sensitivity (on top of all the other various allergies and sensitivities to food I already have). I had eaten 2 pieces of sugar free chocolate that had maltitol in it and was feeling awful. I had a really horrible migraine-that-isn't-a-migraine: sensitivity to light and noise, a headache, exhaustion, but not enough to knock me flat as a "true" migraine does to those who suffer from them. (unless there are varying degrees of migraine that I'm not aware of. But you get the general gist.)
Anyway, windchimes are on sale for 75% off this week. This one woman was digging through them. These windchimes are near the battery section. I am at the register closest to the door. There is a good 20 feet between us.
DING CLING CRASH BRING DING.
*moan*
She finds one she likes and brings it up.
DING CLASH CRASH BRING DING TING A LING.
Ooops! She changes her mind, goes back and digs through the chimes again.
DING CLASH CRASH BRING DING TING A LING RING RING.
*moan louder*
She likes the one she originally brought. She walks back up.
DING CLASH CRASH BRING DING TING A LING RING RING CLINK.
Ooops, she changes her mind again. Now she's holding up two, moving them around, trying to pick between the star or the "faith" chime.
DING CLASH CRASH BRING DING TING A LING RING RING CLINK TINK! DING CLASH CRASH BRING DING TING A LING RING RING CLINK TINK!
By now the other customers in my line are worried about me because I have my eyes squeezed shut and am moaning "make it stop". Woman goes with a really awful, high pitched hummingbird chime that is the windchime equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. She gets in line and is swinging it from her hand and remarking how pretty it is.
DING CLASH CRASH BRING DING TING A LING RING RING CLINK TINK CLING RING BRING A DING A LING A LING CRASH CLASH TINGLE TINGLE TINGLE
When she comes to my line I quickly stuff the chime into a bag and hand it to her.
Blessed relief.
I have a maltitol and chocolate sensitivity (on top of all the other various allergies and sensitivities to food I already have). I had eaten 2 pieces of sugar free chocolate that had maltitol in it and was feeling awful. I had a really horrible migraine-that-isn't-a-migraine: sensitivity to light and noise, a headache, exhaustion, but not enough to knock me flat as a "true" migraine does to those who suffer from them. (unless there are varying degrees of migraine that I'm not aware of. But you get the general gist.)
Anyway, windchimes are on sale for 75% off this week. This one woman was digging through them. These windchimes are near the battery section. I am at the register closest to the door. There is a good 20 feet between us.
DING CLING CRASH BRING DING.
*moan*
She finds one she likes and brings it up.
DING CLASH CRASH BRING DING TING A LING.
Ooops! She changes her mind, goes back and digs through the chimes again.
DING CLASH CRASH BRING DING TING A LING RING RING.
*moan louder*
She likes the one she originally brought. She walks back up.
DING CLASH CRASH BRING DING TING A LING RING RING CLINK.
Ooops, she changes her mind again. Now she's holding up two, moving them around, trying to pick between the star or the "faith" chime.
DING CLASH CRASH BRING DING TING A LING RING RING CLINK TINK! DING CLASH CRASH BRING DING TING A LING RING RING CLINK TINK!
By now the other customers in my line are worried about me because I have my eyes squeezed shut and am moaning "make it stop". Woman goes with a really awful, high pitched hummingbird chime that is the windchime equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. She gets in line and is swinging it from her hand and remarking how pretty it is.
DING CLASH CRASH BRING DING TING A LING RING RING CLINK TINK CLING RING BRING A DING A LING A LING CRASH CLASH TINGLE TINGLE TINGLE
When she comes to my line I quickly stuff the chime into a bag and hand it to her.
Blessed relief.
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