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A lesson for all to learn here, folks. The night was going along perfectly, until, late into it, the phone rang. Oh joy. A pizza order. How was it a fail? Well, let me liste the reasons.
1) He called the front phone instead of the kitchen phone
2) He called 15 minutes before the kitchen closed
3) He sounded completely drunk out of his mind
4) There was a lot of noise and talking in the background
5) He didn't know what the fuck he wanted, or what the people with him wanted!!!
6) He kept going back and forth asking me questions then hollering at whoever was behind him to see what they wanted
7) He kept pretty much talking in circles, to the point where I finally had to say "Okay you want X and X, right?" and hope it was right.
8) It took him a good ten or fifteen minutes to order two large pizzas. Yeah, you read that right.
9) By the end of the call, I wanted to slam my head repeatedly against the nearest wall or counter.
Thankfully, co-worker J was kind enough to make the man his pizzas, but good lord...know what you want to order before you call, and don't be a drunken idiot when you do! I swear he was like some bad combination of Kisa and GK's customers! Gah...And I have to be back to work at 9 AM. Joy.
1) He called the front phone instead of the kitchen phone
2) He called 15 minutes before the kitchen closed
3) He sounded completely drunk out of his mind
4) There was a lot of noise and talking in the background
5) He didn't know what the fuck he wanted, or what the people with him wanted!!!
6) He kept going back and forth asking me questions then hollering at whoever was behind him to see what they wanted
7) He kept pretty much talking in circles, to the point where I finally had to say "Okay you want X and X, right?" and hope it was right.
8) It took him a good ten or fifteen minutes to order two large pizzas. Yeah, you read that right.
9) By the end of the call, I wanted to slam my head repeatedly against the nearest wall or counter.
Thankfully, co-worker J was kind enough to make the man his pizzas, but good lord...know what you want to order before you call, and don't be a drunken idiot when you do! I swear he was like some bad combination of Kisa and GK's customers! Gah...And I have to be back to work at 9 AM. Joy.
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