Brings a tear of joy to my eye *sniff*
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Important life lesson:
If you are not a computing professional yourself, do not try to crack, spam, DOS-attack, or otherwise technically inconvenience a computing professional. We'll always win. Always.
And sometimes we won't bother to use a computer to do it. We'll go straight to the criminal authorities. WE know which attacks are legally considered criminal.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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Quoth Seshat View PostImportant life lesson:
If you are not a computing professional yourself, do not try to crack, spam, DOS-attack, or otherwise technically inconvenience a computing professional. We'll always win. Always.
And sometimes we won't bother to use a computer to do it. We'll go straight to the criminal authorities. WE know which attacks are legally considered criminal.
Dumbest "hacker" ever.By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
"What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend
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Okay. Stories of dumb 'hackers'.
My husband was the good friend of the sysadmin at a university. He was chatting with the sysadmin when one of the bits of monitoring software started giving an alert. There was a cracking attempt going on.
Sysadmin and husband went to work. (husband was a GOOD friend, and also a sysadmin.)
It only took a few minutes, perhaps not even that, to locate the would-be hacker's computer. Sysadmin called up a friend from the local cop shop. Husband kept watch on the "hacker"'s activities.
Once the cop arrived, the three of them walked down the hall, into a student computer lab, and stood behind a particular chair, watching the screen. The would-be hacker didn't even try to run. Cop got an eyeful, enough to make an immediate arrest.
Cop also got the log from the monitoring.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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I would've paid to see that "hacker's" face when they finally turned around and realized why they were being watched.By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
"What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend
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Quoth Akasa View PostSeriously? Hack into the school from the school computer lab? That's dumb, so is buying the hacking services like this guy is.
And yes, his face was priceless. I seem to recall him getting some appropriate 'can't be near a computer for X months' sentence, too. Which pretty much screwed his planned degree, at least for that term.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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*nods* A lot of people who are new to computers are so taken with the idea of a 'virtual' world - they don't seem to realise that they can leave a very real trail behind them.
Even something as simple as not deleting browser history can land you in hot water, as my ex found out when I saw he'd been visiting certain kinds of website (the kind where people go with the express purpose of meeting up to play Hide the Sausage)Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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That is all kinds of awesome sauce.
Well done sir. Reminds me a little bit of a news story from a while back where there are a couple of guys in line at McDonalds and this drunk guy hits one of them. Well, those guys were marines and they righteously schooled that young man!
Talk about picking on the wrong personThere is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.
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Small update.
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Hello Seraph, sorry for the late response, we investigated the issue on the 15th, and terminated a client who was email spamming from our shared server. You should not see anymore issues.
If you do, contact me directly.
<email redacted>
Thank you.By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
"What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend
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You are full of WIN. Even my mom was laughing at the wannabe "hacker" and she's not really a computer person. I'd pay to be a fly on the wall when he realizes he's been banned (and possibly has authorities at his door).
"World's Dumbest" really need a computer-user segment...
Quoth Seshat View PostIf you are not a computing professional yourself, do not try to crack, spam, DOS-attack, or otherwise technically inconvenience a computing professional. We'll always win. Always.
The nutjob of mine from a few months back thought he'd get cute by signing me up for online dating. The email that the site sent me logged the IP address of the original request. A very well-known disability center, and I was able to pin down a specific computer.
5 seconds with a trace tool + center that fiercely defends its reputation + evidence of a client using their computers for what could be considered stalking/harassment...I didn't hear back from them, but it might be safe to say he's been banned from there. Now I'm just waiting for him to do something stupid which results in my finding his home address.Last edited by Dreamstalker; 08-24-2011, 01:52 PM."I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor
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