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To all the customer who thought by throwing his weight around would get him what what he wanted,
And yet you would have been "just another sucky customer" until you tell me you work for the same company 15 miles down the road. That particular gem wins the following prizes,
So congratulations f*ckwit! Come on down and claim your prizes!
- Shouting and screaming that this treatment is "typical <insert company here>" and "it's not on" will not get you brownie points - it will just annoy me.
- Asking how long it'll take to test your product 20secs after my staff have started looking at it and then professing the reason you're asking is "because you don't have all day" will just make us go slower.
- Screaming at an 18 year old, female, part timer will get me involved and not in the way you hope.
- Having your mother throw a temper tantrum and then verbally abusing me when I ask her to calm down will make me want to punch you.
And yet you would have been "just another sucky customer" until you tell me you work for the same company 15 miles down the road. That particular gem wins the following prizes,
- Being asked to leave and to take your non-malfunctioning printer with you,
- Being asked not to return to this particular branch,
- Oh and me phoning your general manager, on his mobile, on his day off to complain about you. Who would have guessed your general manager used to be my line manager? Well you might have suspected, seeing as he was transferred to your store DIRECTLY from ours!
- One very angry General manager waiting for you the next day you come in.
So congratulations f*ckwit! Come on down and claim your prizes!
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