Cable Customers: Naked Christian Ladies & More!

[Phone Jockey]

I got this call a few weeks ago:

C: Oh my god…you have to help me! There is a naked lady on the christian music channel!
Me: There is? I don’t see her on our TV.
C: Oh yes, she keeps popping up every time I turn on that channel! There she is?
Me: The lady on the mountain with her hands to the sky?
C: Yes.
Me: Sir, she’s wearing a button down shirt & jeans.
C: Well I don’t see any clothes on her!

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C: Hey, my cable isn’t working right.
Me: OK, what’s the problem?
C: Well, it’s like somebody takes my kitchen knives & slices up people’s faces…the box is just…it’s just not talking to itself…it has indigestion…haha! The doodads are acting wonka…

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C: I need help with my account.
Me: OK, let me get your address, sir.
C: Do you want ME to give it to you?

[NateTheChops]

Wow...I think number two actually rivals some of GK's most facepalmingest customers.

[Food Lady]

If they start trying to order camo pants, let us know.

[tropicsgoddess]

The derp is a plenty with your SC's......

[Frantic Freddie]

If they start trying to order camo pants, let us know.

Hey,I resemble that remark!

[Bandit]

C: Hey, my cable isn’t working right.
Me: OK, what’s the problem?
C: Well, it’s like somebody takes my kitchen knives & slices up people’s faces…the box is just…it’s just not talking to itself…it has indigestion…haha! The doodads are acting wonka…

That sounds like some of the trouble tickets I get.

My condolences, Phone Jockey. It seems my (l)users have figured out how to use a home phone but are still working on that talking box with pictures.

B

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I got this call a few weeks ago:

C: Oh my god…you have to help me! There is a naked lady on the christian music channel!
Me: There is? I don’t see her on our TV.
C: Oh yes, she keeps popping up every time I turn on that channel! There she is?
Me: The lady on the mountain with her hands to the sky?
C: Yes.
Me: Sir, she’s wearing a button down shirt & jeans.
C: Well I don’t see any clothes on her!

WTH was that dude smoking? Labrador?

[Lachrymose]

WTH was that dude smoking? Labrador?

It's like a reverse Emperor's New Clothes or something.

[Mr Hero]

It's like a reverse Emperor's New Clothes or something.

Yes, but in both stories, only smart people can see the clothes.

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

"the lady on the mountain with her hands to the sky..."

is there any other kind of Christian music video?

[Mr Hero]

"the lady on the mountain with her hands to the sky..."

is there any other kind of Christian music video?

Maybe the SC was on the channel where the lady is mounted with her legs to the sky.

[PepperElf]

If they start trying to order hot pink camo pants, let us know.

fixed it for ya

#1 sounds like they're nuts or they think pants on a woman is "naked" (think Doctor Who when Rose met the Queen of Scotland wearing jeans & a tshirt and they thought her a wee naked lassie)

#2 sounds like his image is scrambled - like trying to watch HBO without a subscription

#3 i guess they felt your job included being psychic and how dare you ask them to do any work like... give you their information.

[XCashier]

Me: Sir, she’s wearing a button down shirt & jeans.
C: Well I don’t see any clothes on her!

That's your problem, sir, not ours.

C: Well, it’s like somebody takes my kitchen knives & slices up people’s faces…the box is just…it’s just not talking to itself…it has indigestion…haha! The doodads are acting wonka…

They're not the only ones...

Me: OK, let me get your address, sir.
C: Do you want ME to give it to you?

No, just send the Good Fairy to bring it to me.

Yep, sounds like some of Gravekeeper's customers have migrated to your area. Heaven help you.

[mharbourgirl]

Hey,I resemble that remark!

Dude, chill. I'm pretty sure YOUR pants aren't PINK camo, so it's all good.

'Cause you just don't strike me as a pink-pants kind of guy, yah?

[cinema guy]

C: Hey, my cable isn’t working right.
Me: OK, what’s the problem?
C: Well, it’s like somebody takes my kitchen knives & slices up people’s faces…

"That is because you are watching Dexter."