Upselling blues

[foodservicesucks]

Would you like a refillable souvenir cup today? Refills are only $1.99 all season long.
"Yes. Wait, no. Wait, what?"
"Yes. It's free, right?"
"NO! DID I SAY I WANTED ONE?!"
-SC1: "What did he say?"
SC2: "He asked if we had a souvenir cup..."
"Yeah, the cup is $1.99, right?"
"No but I want one of them free refill cups..." (uh, we don't HAVE free refills on anything)
"No, but I will have 25 free ice waters." (I hate making waters.)

Do you want to make that small [drink] a large for $0.20 more?
"No, but I will have a medium." (We don't have mediums, a simple look at the menu would tell them that, but that would require reading)
"[insert 10 minutes of debating the merits of a large vs a small here]"
"No, if I drink that much, it'll make me pee." (eww!)

Would you like anything to drink with that?
"No, but I will have a large Coke."
"Yes. I'll have a chili cheese fry."

[XCashier]

Would you like anything to drink with that?
"Yes. I'll have a chili cheese fry."

"Sure, I'll put that in the blender for you." Non-listeners, don't ya love 'em? Not.

[thansal]

"Sure, I'll put that in the blender for you." Non-listeners, don't ya love 'em? Not.

mmmm

chunky goodness

[Carsomyr]

"Sure, I'll put that in the blender for you." Non-listeners, don't ya love 'em? Not.

Tempting, tempting, temping.... if I use that on a customer and get fired, I'm blaming you.

[dalesys]

Tempting, tempting, temping.... if I use that on a customer and get fired, I'm blaming you.

... But, but, the voices on the intarwebs told me to ...

[Andara Bledin]

... But, but, the voices on the intarwebs told me to ...

Didn't you know? You are one of the voices on the itarwebs... >_>

^-.-^

[Mytical]

I don't think Kings Island sales or offers it anymore, but years and years ago (think T-rex was still roaming around somewhere or something) they offered a fruit drink glass (I think it was 44 oz?) and unlimited free refills for something like 4.99. They gave your hand a stamp, and you showed it and they would fill the cup up for free. You wouldn't believe the amount of people without the stamp, or the previous day's stamp, that wanted free refills . It was an amazing deal. Especially if you stayed 12 hours. Heck a 22 oz cost Almost $2..and no refills.

Anyhow, 1.99 is not a bad deal at all.