When people told me to smile, I'd just say,
"Oh, sorry. I was just thinking back about 6 months ago when my brother was alive and we did surfing together. Good times... good times."
I guarantee you, they'll never as anyone to smile again.
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"Yeah, well, it's kinda hard to smile when I'm trying not to puke from you breathing your putrid halitosis into my face!"Quoth HotelMinion View Post
Or even better, the ones who yell at you over some stupid policy, screaming at you for several minutes, calling you every name in the book, then ask why you aren't smiling.
DIAF, TYVM.
You want a smiling employee? Here, this fellow will help you, he's always smiling.
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OMG LMAO! Very nice! I'm going to remember this one!Quoth EricKei View PostLeave a comment:
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Whenever customers tell me to smile, I just give a death glare. I don't smile on command either. I'm not naturally happy, if I do smile it's to get you to fuck off.Leave a comment:
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"You are suppost to SMILE! Why are you not SMILING!?"
Give me a reason to SMILE then.Leave a comment:
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Sunshine, can't believe you said that and didn't get in trouble! I HATE when people order me to smile. As long as I'm polite, I've done nothing wrong. No one has the right to tell me how to feel. And I'm not there to emotionally fulfill them.Leave a comment:
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LOL. I hate that too. Some smartass came up to me and said, "Everything is so great except for the EMPLOYEES THAT DON'T SMILE!!!" and put his face about two inches from mine and breathed all over me. I'll effing smile when I want to.
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SMILE!!!
is what i got told by one of my last customers before vacation this week. i said "i honestly HATE it when people tell me to smile, i dont smile on command and i find it offensive to be told to do so"...yeah. i NEEDED this vacation!
i've been away for 3 days now and i feel great.
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