funniest/dumbest question of the day

[Redbeard]

My favorite comes from Tuesday night
"I know you don't have this channel and it won't even start broadcasting until next year, but what channel number will that be on?"

Paradox circuits.....melting....

[zombiequeen]

Channel 666, of course
Alternatively,
Channel 42

[pzychobitch]

I get this literally every cashier shift I work:

"Are You Open?"

that, or this gem...

"It didn't scan, does that mean its free?"

[EricKei]

Well yes, of course. 42 is ALWAYS the answer.

[pzychobitch]

Well yes, of course. 42 is ALWAYS the answer.

Quoted for Awesomeness.

[Food Lady]

I get this literally every cashier shift I work: "Are You Open?"

These are the same people who walk up to a register with the light off and expect to be served.

[pzychobitch]

These are the same people who walk up to a register with the light off and expect to be served.

I politely tell those people I am closed, and if they continue to come and plop their shit on the belt, I walk off.

[newagespidey]

whats the difference between this 320 gb hard drive and 160 gb hard drive

[EricKei]

From my past:

"Can I get a Works, but with only pepperoni on it?"

"This game should be fine for little Casey to play, right?"

Quoted for Awesomeness.

I live to serve

whats the difference between this 320 gb hard drive and 160 gb hard drive

About five or ten bucks, these days >_>

[Syriilord]

Oooh. How about this one?: They walk up to you, while you're standing behind a counter, helping a customer, and wearing both the store uniform and a nametag and ask "Do you work here?".

I still can't believe I used to get that once or twice a week ¬_¬