Tipsy at Work

[Kaylyn]

SC: Why are you three dressed differently to everyone else?
Me: Funny story. I finished work two hours ago and these guys were getting absolutely slammed, so we decided to help out a little.
SC: So you're working when you could be drinking?
Me: Just for a bit.
SC: YOU FUCKING LOSER!

Me: And after I get done, I get free drinks the rest of the night. How 'bout you?

[Syriilord]

A co-worker dropped and broke a glass. We were far too busy to sweep it up, so I simply kicked it under a glass cart.

SC: Excuuuuuussse me! But don't you think that is a little dangerous? What if someone stands on it?
Me: Fine, I'll go sweep it up.
SC: No! I have been waiting ages!
Me: Fine. I'll serve you.
SC: But what about the glass?

Fine. While you overheat your brain trying to resolve this paradox, NEXT CUSTOMER PLEASE!

[PepperElf]

SC: YOU FUCKING LOSER!
Me: And now you're not drinking. Next customer please.
SC: Guh....huh? Why? What did I doooooooo?

That's fucking awesome!

You weren't a dick at all. You simply made people realize that "being a cockwalletcuntflop to the staff = cut off" and that being slow as fuck means you're moving on to people who know what the hell they want.


although i admit i didn't see what i expected to see...
which was the bitch from the first story having a shit fit over seeing you drink ... or... having her try to harass you after your shift and getting told to "STFU I'm a customer now" and getting away saying that to her

[Jay 2K Winger]

CRML, in no way do I see that you were a dick.

"Being a dick" is defined as being rude/unhelpful/sarcastic/mean/aggressive/etc. when someone hasn't deserved it. (Or at least that's how I define it.)

Near as I can tell, none of those Sucktomers was undeserving.

So raise a pint.

Oh, wait, you did. More than once.

Ah, well, hangovers go away. Being a self-centered troll of a Sucktomer is forever.

[vloglady]

OP, did you ever find out what cause the swarm of customers? did a ballgame let out?

[customersruinmylife]

OP, did you ever find out what cause the swarm of customers? did a ballgame let out?

Absolutely no idea. It has just been a holiday weekend in the UK, and they are always really busy, but we have never known so many people to show up at the exact same time! Last night was the same (thread coming soon)

[thatcrazyredhead]

I don't think you were a dick at all.

SC: Excuuuuuussse me! But don't you think that is a little dangerous? What if someone stands on it?
Me: Fine, I'll go sweep it up.
SC: No! I have been waiting ages!
Me: Fine. I'll serve you.
SC: But what about the glass?

I simply walked away.

I would've been tempted to hand the above SC a broom and say something along the lines of, "If you're that worried about it, you sweep it up." Good man, though, helping out your co-workers like that!

[BeenThereDoneThat]

You weren't a dick at all...LOL! I sure wish I could reply like that to some of customers, and/or refuse service...bravo!

[Becks]

What restaurant did she think she was at? The Jeffery Dahmer Diner?!?

I don't remember Dahmer cremating his victims...