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  • I demand Compensation!

    Oh man, people never learn. Cameras are everywhere. Don't lie to us.

    So these guys went up to the security podium and things did not go their way.

    SC: I demand you guys give us free stuff!

    SC2: Yeah! We got stuck in your elevator for like an hour!

    Security: No. You will not be receiving anything.

    SC3: *snotty* why the hell not?

    Security: We watched the tapes and saw that you picked up your friend here (points to one of them) and rammed his head into the elevator door thus making the elevator stop. You guys caused this. You're lucky we don't fine you for it. Now get out.

    Oh man. I wish I was a fly on the wall for that one. Who rams their friend's head into a freaking elevator door!? Sadly, they aren't the first ones who have done stupid shit in an elevator.

  • #2
    ROFL, idiots. Good call from the security

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    • #3
      Shit... as soon as they came in demanding free stuff I would have called the cops and had them arrested for vandalism and general dipshittery. (which is a minor felony, I believe)
      Last edited by MadMike; 08-30-2011, 11:20 PM. Reason: Please don't quote the entire post. We've already read it.

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      • #4
        Quoth Anakah View Post
        Sadly, they aren't the first ones who have done stupid shit in an elevator.
        I wanna hear some of the other stories.
        "Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv

        "This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - Gravekeeper

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        • #5
          That which happens on elevator video cameras cannot be unseen.

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          • #6
            Quoth An Haddock View Post
            general dipshittery.
            well it does outrank Major Asshatery, but I'm not sure where it lies in regards to general douchebaggery......
            Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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            • #7
              Elevator fun

              An example of instant karma: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIGrvofPqRU

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              • #8
                Damn, how hard do you have to slam into an elevator door to make it stop for an hour?

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                • #9
                  Quoth Stryker One View Post
                  An example of instant karma: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIGrvofPqRU
                  Guy won a darwin award for that thing.

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                  • #10
                    Darwin Award eh?
                    Which catergory? Darwin's theory of natural selection?

                    (sorry... I had to do that...)
                    Sucky Employees = The result of sucky customers getting a job...

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                    • #11
                      The Darwin Awards... Honoring those who improve the species...by accidentally removing themselves from it!
                      I still miss my ex.
                      But my aim is getting better.

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                      • #12
                        Yes, well, as you can see in the video, most elevators are not as strong as they look. I used to have to review video after dispatching service calls. Apparently, if you shake the elevator hard enough whilst having sex, the emergency brakes kick in until they are reset by FD.

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