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    I had the not-too-enviable task to open some 500 tickets logged through our centre in order to find those actually handled by my team, as for some mistake happened at higher levels ALL the tickets logged in English ended up in the same place - so I had to divide the North American tickets from the European tickets. Boring, but it gave me an insight into a special tinfiol hat wearer that I feel I have to share.

    Those are chat logs, all of them dating back to the first days of last month.

    It has to be known that our US centre had an IT issue back then by which some chat contacts were just not passed to the agents. It didn't happen much, less than 1% of the tickets opened had this problem, but of course it would have bothered those involved.

    I notice a bunch of tickets logged by the same person (with a peculiar e-mail address, reason why I noticed him the first time). I open the earliest one as I can't guess from the address where he is from (it was an hotmail.com address). Complex question, no answer, about 30 minutes in the queue. Clearly one of those who unfortunately were not forwarded to those who could help. Seeing that he wrote again (and again, and again), I open the next ticket - just because I want to know what answer was given.

    That chat was "closed by the customer" after 30 seconds. No time for an agent to pick it up. And it said "Anybody there?"

    And so did the next.

    And the next.

    The fifth or sixth, finally, was a bit longer. The text, I mean; still a 30-second chat contact.
    In an awful English, he said that he waited "in vein" (paging Count Dracula here) for "over 3 hours" (30 minutes, actually; not ideal, but hardly "over 3 hours") and that (in more proper English, I can't replicate his style) "[company] has a problem with me, because I already signalled a breaches of the code of conduct from other users; this is why you are refusing to hear my issue and to help me: you hope to get rid of me!"
    FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC

    You're not a unique snowflake unless you create your own mould (Raps)

    ***GK, Sarcastro, Lupo, LingualMonkey, BookBint, Jester, Irv, Hero & Marlowe fan***

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    Woo! Paranoia-fuelled crazy is the most fun crazy to watch
    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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    • #3
      Tinfoil hats for all!
      Booo!
      No tinfoil hats for anybody!
      Booo!
      Tinfoil hats for some and miniature American flags for others!
      Yay!
      To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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      • #4
        And what do you propose to do now that SC has uncovered your nefarious scheme ... ?

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        • #5
          Quoth Mr Hero View Post
          Tinfoil hats for all!
          Booo!
          No tinfoil hats for anybody!
          Booo!
          Tinfoil hats for some and miniature American flags for others!
          Yay!
          Can I have an Aussie flag instead?
          Seshat's self-help guide:
          1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
          2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
          3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
          4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

          "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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          • #6
            Quoth Seshat View Post
            Can I have an Aussie flag instead?
            I want a wattle!

            There here's the wattle, a symbol of our land
            You can stick it in a bottle; you can hold it in your hand

            Australia Australia Australia

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            • #7
              I think the wattle is one of our natural defences. If we're invaded during its pollination season, there's half the invading force disabled with watering eyes and severe sneezing!
              Seshat's self-help guide:
              1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
              2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
              3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
              4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

              "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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              • #8
                Quoth Pixilated View Post
                And what do you propose to do now that SC has uncovered your nefarious scheme ... ?
                I am sure that the colleagues in the USA are still rolling on the floor in tears for having been found out and in fear of being deported (that's another threat I read - I don't know if there is any non-US citizen in the team, but seeing their names I can guess that almost all of them probably are).
                FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC

                You're not a unique snowflake unless you create your own mould (Raps)

                ***GK, Sarcastro, Lupo, LingualMonkey, BookBint, Jester, Irv, Hero & Marlowe fan***

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