Cable Customers: Crazy-Looking Children & More

[Phone Jockey]

I live in NC & we have weird accents, but this Alabama customer's accent was confusing!

Alabama customer: I live at 555 Carnel Lane.
Me: Um, Cardinal?
Alabama: No! It’s CARNEL, like the BIRD!

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C: Look, Trey was helping me with this issue. Do you know Trey??
Me: No sir. Do you have his extension?
C: NO! Did you give me yours??
Me: No, but I don’t know how you expect me to know who that is.
C: Well, I just thought I’d ask! JEEZ!

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C: I need to get my service turned back on becuz my kids are sitting there, looking crazy.

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C: My internet isn’t working…you know what…let me go & take my “thing” & stick it in my “thing” to see if it will work…

[AtDIelement]

C: My internet isn’t working…you know what…let me go & take my “thing” & stick it in my “thing” to see if it will work…

I'm pretty sure that's illegal in most of the country.

[chainedbarista]

C: I need to get my service turned back on becuz my kids are sitting there, looking crazy.

i'm guessing they come by it honestly?

[dalesys]

C: I need to get my service turned back on becuz my kids are sitting there, looking crazy.

i'm guessing they come by it honestly?

I had to drive mine there.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

C: Look, Trey was helping me with this issue. Do you know Trey??
Me: No sir. Do you have his extension?
C: NO! Did you give me yours??
Me: No, but I don’t know how you expect me to know who that is.
C: Well, I just thought I’d ask! JEEZ!

High End Home Store has three call centers in different parts of the US...and even in our call center we have multiple people with the same first name and/or I don't know everybody because it's a big group and we are kind of spread out. I HATE when people call in and say they were just talking with so and so and can I talk to them again, but they have no extension number, nothing but a first name, etc. Now, sometimes their call drops in the middle of a call so they don't have time to get all the info, but they don't have to get snippy about it. JEEZ indeed!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I live in NC & we have weird accents, but this Alabama customer's accent was confusing!

We ain't got no weird accents here, Ya'll. Apparently that moron can't figure out plain ol' Anglish.

[Jay 2K Winger]

I'm pretty sure that's illegal in most of the country.

Well, not in certain parts of West Virginia, or other parts of the rural south.

A man gets pretty lonely, after all, and after a few beers... well... things happen, and what goes on in a man's house is his own business, after all.

[Andara Bledin]

I had to drive mine there.

As my grandfather would say, "That's not a drive; it's merely a short putt."

^-.-^

[tropicsgoddess]

C: I need to get my service turned back on becuz my kids are sitting there, looking crazy.

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C: My internet isn’t working…you know what…let me go & take my “thing” & stick it in my “thing” to see if it will work…

Perhaps the kids can learn to entertain themselves another way...like say...read a book!

I don't even wanna know what thing that SC's gonna stick their thing in to make the internet work.

[chainedbarista]

As my grandfather would say, "That's not a drive; it's merely a short punt."

had to do it...just had to.

[thehuckster]

C: My internet isn’t working…you know what…let me go & take my “thing” & stick it in my “thing” to see if it will work…

Wow, whether it's male or female, that customer must be quite flexible.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Perhaps the kids can learn to entertain themselves another way...like say...read a book!

Or stick their things into ... things.

An old saying: (Put down drink before highlighting.)

We were so poor that if I didn't wake up with a hard-on, I didn't have anything to play with all day.