Ah, post game drunkeness

[HappyFun Ball]

My Johnny Jim's store is 2 blocks away from the college football stadium, I had the fortune of having to go to work right after the game let out..

A common cheer for the football team is "Roll Tide" the team is often called "The Crimson Tide"

So I am on my way to a delivery when a man jumps out in front of my SUV, he throws his hands in the air and yells "Roll Tide, Johnny Jim's!", ok he said what he wanted o say, he'll move now, right? Wrong! He stood there grinning idiotically at me, after a minute or 2, I learned out of my window and with a smile, I said "If you don't get out of my way, there's gonna be a Crimson Tide coming out of your nose.".. His dumb grin never faltered, but he did quickly get out of my way.

[BamaBabe]

What the Eff? Please don't judge all Alabamians by this idiot.

[Clover]

I wish I could get away with saying things like that to the customers sometimes. XD

[Racket_Man]

I have seen drunk fans get out of a car and literally change clothes in the middle of an intersection. no I am not lying either. I was waiting to turn left into our driveway and a truck stopped in the center and a guy got out and started to strip down. then he pulled out a, I guess, a spare set of clothes and proceeded to get dressed. all the while he was having a very hard time standing up and when he tried to put his pants on the weaving back and forth almost faceplanted him.

then there are those that are drunk enough they mistake our cars (with a lighted topper sign on the roof) for a taxi. OK I kinda get that one but thank whatever diety that my doors lock automatically. one driver almost had his door window broken by some drunk continuelly pounding on the window to be let in the car.

[HappyFun Ball]

I was able to get away with it for 2 reasons:

1. He was not a customer

2. He was so drunk that he wouldn't have been believed any ways.