Apparently wigs are interesting...

[trailerparkmedic]

Smaller counties in Texas have JPs who do lots of official legal-y stuff. I know some in the counties surrounding TPM's Massive Home City have to be called for suspicious/unexplained deaths (along with the constables or sheriff) and even hear cases about things like medicating patients against their will. And that's just stuff I've picked up from school, so I'm sure they have some other random legal-y duties too. They also do weddings. I just figured the guy was pulling a card very similar to the "I'm a lawyer!" card.

[XCashier]

Hm. I bet you could put a layer of petroleum jelly over said belly, and then some sort of contact stimulant like maybe some muscle rub or the like over the top so that anybody who chose to reach out and rub the belly without asking would get a rather icky surprise.

Only if you go around with your belly bared all the time; otherwise it would make a mess of your expensive maternity top.

[zombiequeen]

"Is that your real hair"

Just slightly less offensive than:

"Are those your real boobs?"

o.O

Now I'm waiting for someone to ask me that again. Last time I grabbed them and was like "YEP!" and went bouncing off all preppy like. Now I'm going to do one of those other awesome reactions. The flailing sounds awesome.

[Kogarashi]

The flailing sounds awesome.

Indeed it does. Now I want someone to ask me an "is that your real...?" question so I can go, "Gyah, where did that come from!?"

[RealUnimportant]

"Is that your real hair?"

"Yes; is that your real face? You poor thing..."

[ozcatbug]

"Is that your real hair"

Just slightly less offensive than:

"Are those your real boobs?"

My hair ends about 2 inches below my arse, and I am very well endowed in the boob department (my last bra had a cup size of G). I have heard both these questions, and what pisses me off most is when I tell them yes, they try and argue with me. Why ask if you won't believe the answer? (I know, check what site I'm on) I have seen long wigs, but never that long, and as for my boobs, trust me, they're real.

I did have a strange experience one day when someone asked me where I got my hair clip from. Gave them the web address and told them the typical price including approx delivery costs (UK to Australia). She then asked "does it come with different hair colours, or just the red one?" I was confused until I realised she thought the hair clip came with a fake pony tail attached. Even taking the clip off she still wanted to know where I could get the pony tail, and did it come in other colours. Luckily her friend realised that the hair was real, and my own, and dragged away her friend who was still trying to figure out where she could get a fake pony tail like mine but in a different colour.

[chainedbarista]

JSC: I'm going to look that up, I'm a Justice of the Peace! Hold that for me.

and i'm the queen of may, your point is...?

"Are those your real boobs?"

no, i'm just holding them for a friend.

yes, and i only have three more payments of $19.95 left on them!

*more obnoxious*

*grab them and wiggle them about* oh, these old things? i'm trading them in for an upgrade.