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  • your request was difficult in the first place

    So people email us to look for articles in the newspapers. Here is a typical one:

    I'm lookin for an article in the houston post regarding counsler Blah Blah losing his liscense. Either 1990,91,92.

    our response:

    Unfortunately, we were unable to locate the article you requested. We searched
    the Houston Post Index and Houston Chronicle database online and found no
    reference to Mr. Blah Blahfrom 1990-1992.

    In order to help you further we would need an exact date the article appeared in
    the paper.
    We are sorry we were unable to fulfill this request. We hope that you will use
    our service again.

    her response:

    Mr. Blah surrendered his license on No, 11, 1991. I'm sure the article ran shortly after that. If it was a one time article, it wouldn't be in the index would it? This is a very important issue and appreciate any more help you could give me. Thank you in advance for your help.

    Bitch, why not give us that date in the first place, and I don't like your attitude with the phrase, "it wouldn't be in the index would it?" Very important issue? Then come down here and do the work yourself.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

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  • #2
    If it happened in 1991, why would she even have you search 1990 in the first place? Lame.

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    • #3
      Quoth depechemodefan View Post
      ..This is a very important issue and appreciate any more help you could give me...
      How important could it be after 20 years???
      "When did you get a gold plated toilet?"
      "We don't have a gold plated toilet"
      "Oh dear, I think I just peed in your Tuba"

      -Jasper Fforde

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      • #4
        "Important" as in "I'm trying to make a big deal out of something that happened 20 years ago that no one but me remembers or cares about, so drop eveything and do my bidding!"

        Probably has a bet on with someone as to when this guy lost his license.
        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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