{Background}
So I cut keys at a slightly lesserly (It's a word now, nyahaha!) known Hardware store. We actually have our own brand of almost all of the blanks. It's very obvious when you look at a key and see whether or not it was made in my store or at some other store. Very obvious.
Unfortunately, this concept is lost on some, so it would seem...
Today, a sir came in to the store, walked to the key desk, and wanted to get a free copy of a key made because "it doesn't work." He insists he made it here. It was an Axxess key, I think.
Oh I definitely have the same type of blank, yes I do. A Schlage SC1. Very simple. The thing is, it's not Axxess. Case, point, and match. Any argument ends there. We are NOT to copy a key onto a blank that the customer brings in themselves. Period. Liability issues.
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So the customer shows us the key,
Customer: "This key doesn't work! Make me a new one!"
Hardware Guy: *Looks at it* "Hm. Doesn't look like one of the ones I made."
Customer: "Of course it was. I always get my keys here!"
Hardware Guy: "I'll bet you do. You must have given me the wrong key then."
Customer: "I didn't! That's the key!"
Hardware Guy: "No, see, it doesn't have our brand on it. Just about all of the keys we make here have our store's logo on it. See?" *Takes out a bunch of his keys to show him*
Customer: "But I made this key right here!"
Hardware Guy: "Okay then, got a receipt for me?"
Customer: "No, I lost it."
Hardware Guy: "Ooookay. So when was it made?"
Customer: "I dunno, a couple months ago."
Hardware Guy: "And you waited this long to get it fixed?"
Customer: *flustered and stammering* "It.. it was a rough couple of months."
Hardware Guy: "Well I'm sorry to hear." o_o "I hope everything is okay now..."
Customer: "Just make me the key."
Hardware Guy: "I'll be glad to make you a new key. Got an original one for me to copy?"
Customer: *Slides the same Axxess brand key to the Hardware Guy*
Hardware Guy: "No, I mean an original key that works."
Customer: *Simply stares and blinks at him*
Hardware Guy: *sighs* "I think I'm missing something. Doesn't this key not work?"
Customer: *Angry* "No it doesn't!"
Hardware Guy: "Why are you giving me a key to copy if you know it doesn't work?"
Customer: *Even angrier* "ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ME A KEY OR AREN'T YOU?! DO WHAT I SAY!"
Hardware Guy: "Sorry, I really don't want to be the guy to make you a key if it's not going to work. Maybe go to the locksmith a mile down the block and see what they say about it."
Customer: "But I want a key from here!"
Hardware Guy: "May I ask why then?" *Leans forward on the desk, intrigued, as he is wont to be*
Customer: "Because I made it here!"
Hardware Guy: "... ... I feel like we're going in circles here."
Customer: "MAKE. ME. THIS. KEY."
Hardware Guy: "Circles." * o_o * Me: "Yep. Circles."
Customer: "<angry red-faced gibberish and key/arm flailing>"
Hardware Guy: "Just go down the street to the locksmith. He'll take care of ya."
Customer: "<Angry red-faced gibberish and key/arm flailing>"
Me: (Softly) "I think I saw this in a movie once."
Hardware Guy: (Softly) "King Kong." ;-p
Customer: "HAVE YOU MADE ME MY KEY YET?!"
Hardware Guy: "I don't think I can make this one. It doesn't look like I have the blank anyway." ( )
Customer: "BUT I MADE IT HERE!"
Hardware Guy: "Okay, I'll bite. Show me which key it is."
Customer: *King Kong Stormily Ragewalks up behind the desk and pulls open drawers of keys, fingering through the keys until he finds one that he likes, and absolutely thrusts it right into Hardware Guy's face* "THIS ONE!!"
Hardware Guy: "Pfft, that key wouldn't even go into the lock. Try again, hotshot."
Customer: *Throws the key he's holding to the floor and storms away, swearing at everyone and kicks a display of paper towels, and swears at them too.*
Hardware Guy: "Did he just call those paper towels a ^%@#?"
Me: "I think so."
Hardware Guy: "What a schmuck."
Me: "The schmuckiest."
Hardware Guy: "Trying to pull a scam on us. What does he think we are, chopped liver?"
Me: "I think he was about to throw his liver at us if we didn't fall for his scam."
Hardware Guy:
Me:
So I cut keys at a slightly lesserly (It's a word now, nyahaha!) known Hardware store. We actually have our own brand of almost all of the blanks. It's very obvious when you look at a key and see whether or not it was made in my store or at some other store. Very obvious.
Unfortunately, this concept is lost on some, so it would seem...
Today, a sir came in to the store, walked to the key desk, and wanted to get a free copy of a key made because "it doesn't work." He insists he made it here. It was an Axxess key, I think.
Oh I definitely have the same type of blank, yes I do. A Schlage SC1. Very simple. The thing is, it's not Axxess. Case, point, and match. Any argument ends there. We are NOT to copy a key onto a blank that the customer brings in themselves. Period. Liability issues.
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So the customer shows us the key,
Customer: "This key doesn't work! Make me a new one!"
Hardware Guy: *Looks at it* "Hm. Doesn't look like one of the ones I made."
Customer: "Of course it was. I always get my keys here!"
Hardware Guy: "I'll bet you do. You must have given me the wrong key then."
Customer: "I didn't! That's the key!"
Hardware Guy: "No, see, it doesn't have our brand on it. Just about all of the keys we make here have our store's logo on it. See?" *Takes out a bunch of his keys to show him*
Customer: "But I made this key right here!"
Hardware Guy: "Okay then, got a receipt for me?"
Customer: "No, I lost it."
Hardware Guy: "Ooookay. So when was it made?"
Customer: "I dunno, a couple months ago."
Hardware Guy: "And you waited this long to get it fixed?"
Customer: *flustered and stammering* "It.. it was a rough couple of months."
Hardware Guy: "Well I'm sorry to hear." o_o "I hope everything is okay now..."
Customer: "Just make me the key."
Hardware Guy: "I'll be glad to make you a new key. Got an original one for me to copy?"
Customer: *Slides the same Axxess brand key to the Hardware Guy*
Hardware Guy: "No, I mean an original key that works."
Customer: *Simply stares and blinks at him*
Hardware Guy: *sighs* "I think I'm missing something. Doesn't this key not work?"
Customer: *Angry* "No it doesn't!"
Hardware Guy: "Why are you giving me a key to copy if you know it doesn't work?"
Customer: *Even angrier* "ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ME A KEY OR AREN'T YOU?! DO WHAT I SAY!"
Hardware Guy: "Sorry, I really don't want to be the guy to make you a key if it's not going to work. Maybe go to the locksmith a mile down the block and see what they say about it."
Customer: "But I want a key from here!"
Hardware Guy: "May I ask why then?" *Leans forward on the desk, intrigued, as he is wont to be*
Customer: "Because I made it here!"
Hardware Guy: "... ... I feel like we're going in circles here."
Customer: "MAKE. ME. THIS. KEY."
Hardware Guy: "Circles." * o_o * Me: "Yep. Circles."
Customer: "<angry red-faced gibberish and key/arm flailing>"
Hardware Guy: "Just go down the street to the locksmith. He'll take care of ya."
Customer: "<Angry red-faced gibberish and key/arm flailing>"
Me: (Softly) "I think I saw this in a movie once."
Hardware Guy: (Softly) "King Kong." ;-p
Customer: "HAVE YOU MADE ME MY KEY YET?!"
Hardware Guy: "I don't think I can make this one. It doesn't look like I have the blank anyway." ( )
Customer: "BUT I MADE IT HERE!"
Hardware Guy: "Okay, I'll bite. Show me which key it is."
Customer: *King Kong Stormily Ragewalks up behind the desk and pulls open drawers of keys, fingering through the keys until he finds one that he likes, and absolutely thrusts it right into Hardware Guy's face* "THIS ONE!!"
Hardware Guy: "Pfft, that key wouldn't even go into the lock. Try again, hotshot."
Customer: *Throws the key he's holding to the floor and storms away, swearing at everyone and kicks a display of paper towels, and swears at them too.*
Hardware Guy: "Did he just call those paper towels a ^%@#?"
Me: "I think so."
Hardware Guy: "What a schmuck."
Me: "The schmuckiest."
Hardware Guy: "Trying to pull a scam on us. What does he think we are, chopped liver?"
Me: "I think he was about to throw his liver at us if we didn't fall for his scam."
Hardware Guy:
Me:
*Cue Ending Theme Song*
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