So I had this gem of a jerkoff today.
A little back story:
Saturday I flew to San Francisco to see the 49ers home opener on Sunday and tour The Art Institute of California -- San Francisco, where I will be going to film school next year. I took Monday the 12th and Tuesday the 13th off from work. Friday night before I left, I updated my out of office e-mail as well as my voicemail. It basically said:
You have reached the desk of MrSunshineState in the Reservations Department of (COMPANY). I will be out of the office beginning Saturday, September 10th. I return Wednesday September 14. If your need is urgent, please contact our Customer Service department at (Number) between 9am and midnight Monday to Friday, and 9am to 9pm Saturday and Sunday. If your need is not urgent, please feel free to leave me a message and I'll assist you as soon as I return. Thanks for calling."
While in San Francisco I managed to get sun poisoning. For those that don't know what that is, it's basically when a sun burn makes you sick. Symptoms include nausea, vertigo, fatigue, etc. So I get back Tuesday night from SF and call my boss and tell him I'll be out an additional day because I need to recover. He was cool with it, all is well.
So I return to work today and have several voicemails from my guests, including 2 from Jerkass McAssMunch. First one was from early in the day Wednesday, the day I was supposed to return. Basic voicemail, nothing sucky, just a please call me to set up my reservation, etc.
Second voicemail was about 4 hours later and his tone was completely different:
"MrSunshineState, this is Jerkass McAssMunch and I am not happy. Your voicemail says you will be back in the office today and you haven't called me back yet. YOU SHOULD BE WORKING!"
Now I am figuring, why the fuck did he just not call customer service if he needed something that badly. So I call him back today.
Me: Me of course
SC: Jerkass McAssMunch
SC: Hello?
Me: Mr McAssMunch?
SC: Yeah
Me: Hi, this is MrSunshineState from (Company) just following up on the voicemails you left me, I wanted to..........
SC: *interrupting* Where were you yesterday?
Me: Apologies sir, I was actually out sick.
SC: But your voicemail said you would be back Weds
Me: Yes sir, I realize that, Wednesday was an unplanned day off.
SC: It doesn't matter! When you say you will be back on a certain day, you have made a VERBAL COMMITMENT to your customers. Come hell or high water your ass should be working!
Me: Well, I am sorry you feel that way, but I was not in the condition to work. I apologize if you had a pressing matter, but I did leave the number to the customer service department on my voicemail in case you needed to speak to a live person while I was out
SC: I didn't have a pressing matter, I am just PISSED OFF you weren't back when you said you would be. You broke a verbal contract with your customer.
Me: I am not going to argue with you about my illness, sir. Was there something I could help you with?
SC: NO! I am done dealing with you *click*
So he didn't even have an issue he needed handled, he was just pissed that I dared to be sick and not at his beck and call.
A little back story:
Saturday I flew to San Francisco to see the 49ers home opener on Sunday and tour The Art Institute of California -- San Francisco, where I will be going to film school next year. I took Monday the 12th and Tuesday the 13th off from work. Friday night before I left, I updated my out of office e-mail as well as my voicemail. It basically said:
You have reached the desk of MrSunshineState in the Reservations Department of (COMPANY). I will be out of the office beginning Saturday, September 10th. I return Wednesday September 14. If your need is urgent, please contact our Customer Service department at (Number) between 9am and midnight Monday to Friday, and 9am to 9pm Saturday and Sunday. If your need is not urgent, please feel free to leave me a message and I'll assist you as soon as I return. Thanks for calling."
While in San Francisco I managed to get sun poisoning. For those that don't know what that is, it's basically when a sun burn makes you sick. Symptoms include nausea, vertigo, fatigue, etc. So I get back Tuesday night from SF and call my boss and tell him I'll be out an additional day because I need to recover. He was cool with it, all is well.
So I return to work today and have several voicemails from my guests, including 2 from Jerkass McAssMunch. First one was from early in the day Wednesday, the day I was supposed to return. Basic voicemail, nothing sucky, just a please call me to set up my reservation, etc.
Second voicemail was about 4 hours later and his tone was completely different:
"MrSunshineState, this is Jerkass McAssMunch and I am not happy. Your voicemail says you will be back in the office today and you haven't called me back yet. YOU SHOULD BE WORKING!"
Now I am figuring, why the fuck did he just not call customer service if he needed something that badly. So I call him back today.
Me: Me of course
SC: Jerkass McAssMunch
SC: Hello?
Me: Mr McAssMunch?
SC: Yeah
Me: Hi, this is MrSunshineState from (Company) just following up on the voicemails you left me, I wanted to..........
SC: *interrupting* Where were you yesterday?
Me: Apologies sir, I was actually out sick.
SC: But your voicemail said you would be back Weds
Me: Yes sir, I realize that, Wednesday was an unplanned day off.
SC: It doesn't matter! When you say you will be back on a certain day, you have made a VERBAL COMMITMENT to your customers. Come hell or high water your ass should be working!
Me: Well, I am sorry you feel that way, but I was not in the condition to work. I apologize if you had a pressing matter, but I did leave the number to the customer service department on my voicemail in case you needed to speak to a live person while I was out
SC: I didn't have a pressing matter, I am just PISSED OFF you weren't back when you said you would be. You broke a verbal contract with your customer.
Me: I am not going to argue with you about my illness, sir. Was there something I could help you with?
SC: NO! I am done dealing with you *click*
So he didn't even have an issue he needed handled, he was just pissed that I dared to be sick and not at his beck and call.





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