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  • #16


    Zombies versus Sucky Customers!

    "Do you work here?!"
    "Braaaiiinnnsss..."
    "Shut up and listen to me! I don't like your attitude, young--AAAAHHH!!!"
    :zombie chomps away on SC:
    Dang, I'm not sure which side I want to win...maybe they can finish each other off?

    Thank you. After the last couple of days, I needed a good laugh.
    Last edited by XCashier; 09-29-2011, 04:26 AM.
    I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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    • #17
      Zombies. With a zombie, you can save yourself by amputating the infected area. The SC can corrupt your soul, which you cannot prick with a saw, nor pierce with scimitar.
      Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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      • #18
        I don't know about the whole safety from zombies thing. Solanum tends to kill quite quickly in anything that doesn't have a fully developed human brain, and we ALL know that SC brains are underdeveloped.

        What we COULD do is keep some cooked solanum-infected meat around after wiping out the zed horde and offer it to SC's as a free sample. The severe toxicity of the meat tends to kill before solanum can propagate through the bloodstream and reach the brain, so there's not even a risk of the SC rising since solanum can't take root in a dead brain provided the SC had a suitable one to begin with.

        If you'd like to know how I know this, please buy a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide. (I am not the author.)

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