Folks, how are we all
As we speak I am at work. It is Friday. I am literally counting down the minutes, as I am on the verge of my head exploding. I am also in the process of trying to invent a way to slap dumb-ass custoemrs through the phone. I will work out how to do this, and then patent it, dammit.
CAST:
Me -
SC - Those who have caused my head to want to implode in on itself
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Me - "As per the letter ma'am, the reason we haven't yet paid on your claim is because your name was not on the receipt...."
*interrupting me*
SC - "WHY THE HELL WOULD MY NAME HAVE TO BE ON THE RECEIPT?!"
Me - "We need your name written on there so we need who the patient was. It basically lets us know that the claim was for you, that you were the one who got the dental treatment"
SC - "Yeah, I'm telling you right now that I was the patient"
Me - "Ok, but as advised...and I can see you have called a few times today already and we have told you the same thing each time...the dentist himself must print your name on the receipt so we have official confirmation you were the patient."
SC - *SIGH* "You're f*king kidding me!! So you're saying I have to go BACK to the dentist, waste MY time, and make him put MY name on MY receipt?!"
Me - "Yes. That is correct. And to be honest I am not sure why a dentist woudl not print the patient's name on the receipt in the 1st place. I have never seen that before"
SC - "Well you just write my name on there, then pay it"
Me - "I'm sorry ma'am, we can not hand write something on an offical receipt. Please get a proper receipt from the dentist and resubmit the claim"
SC - "No. I'm telling you over the phone it was me. Write it on there and pay my f*king claim"
Me - "No, sorry, we don't committ fraud here. If it is really difficult for you to go and get a new receipt yourself, I am happy to call the dentist myself and get him to fax one over...."
*Interrupting me again*
SC - "NO! No, this is a joke! Calling dentists, making me run around, JUST PAY THE MONEY, you people are f*king useless, you make claiming so difficult, you're a joke!"
Me - "Ok, but again we won't pay a claim unless we have evidence the claim was for that person. Again, I am happy to call the dentist and have the receipt faxed to us, if he does this today the money can be in your account within a day or two. it's really no trouble"
SC - "Yes, it is! Just pay the money! You're a joke, you're useless! I want to talk to a manager"
Me - "I'm sorry, manager's don't talk calls that don't require escalation. You need to obtain a receipt with your name there as the patient - typed by the dentist. if you cannot submit this, then your claim will not be paid"
SC - "You people are useless, f*king useless. You just take our money and then pay nothing back. You rip people off"
Me - "Ok. So I've offered you the solutions, it is up to you if you want to take them or not. I've also left notes on your policy, one of our assessors will likely contact the dentist anyway to try and help you out"
NOTE - our assessors wont do this unless we request them to. And right now I had no intention of wasting their time asking them to do this. Right now, my fraud-dar is going riiight off....and sure enough...
SC - "No, no no no NO, no I don't want you to contact the dentist..."
Me - "Why is that?"
SC - "Look you people are a joke..."
Me - "Ok, but that has nothing to do with the dental claim. I do need to advise that we report fraudulent claims, they get investigated..."
Me - *CLICK*
Ah-huh.
Another scammer bites the dust.
As we speak I am at work. It is Friday. I am literally counting down the minutes, as I am on the verge of my head exploding. I am also in the process of trying to invent a way to slap dumb-ass custoemrs through the phone. I will work out how to do this, and then patent it, dammit.
CAST:
Me -
SC - Those who have caused my head to want to implode in on itself
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Me - "As per the letter ma'am, the reason we haven't yet paid on your claim is because your name was not on the receipt...."
*interrupting me*
SC - "WHY THE HELL WOULD MY NAME HAVE TO BE ON THE RECEIPT?!"
Me - "We need your name written on there so we need who the patient was. It basically lets us know that the claim was for you, that you were the one who got the dental treatment"
SC - "Yeah, I'm telling you right now that I was the patient"
Me - "Ok, but as advised...and I can see you have called a few times today already and we have told you the same thing each time...the dentist himself must print your name on the receipt so we have official confirmation you were the patient."
SC - *SIGH* "You're f*king kidding me!! So you're saying I have to go BACK to the dentist, waste MY time, and make him put MY name on MY receipt?!"
Me - "Yes. That is correct. And to be honest I am not sure why a dentist woudl not print the patient's name on the receipt in the 1st place. I have never seen that before"
SC - "Well you just write my name on there, then pay it"
Me - "I'm sorry ma'am, we can not hand write something on an offical receipt. Please get a proper receipt from the dentist and resubmit the claim"
SC - "No. I'm telling you over the phone it was me. Write it on there and pay my f*king claim"
Me - "No, sorry, we don't committ fraud here. If it is really difficult for you to go and get a new receipt yourself, I am happy to call the dentist myself and get him to fax one over...."
*Interrupting me again*
SC - "NO! No, this is a joke! Calling dentists, making me run around, JUST PAY THE MONEY, you people are f*king useless, you make claiming so difficult, you're a joke!"
Me - "Ok, but again we won't pay a claim unless we have evidence the claim was for that person. Again, I am happy to call the dentist and have the receipt faxed to us, if he does this today the money can be in your account within a day or two. it's really no trouble"
SC - "Yes, it is! Just pay the money! You're a joke, you're useless! I want to talk to a manager"
Me - "I'm sorry, manager's don't talk calls that don't require escalation. You need to obtain a receipt with your name there as the patient - typed by the dentist. if you cannot submit this, then your claim will not be paid"
SC - "You people are useless, f*king useless. You just take our money and then pay nothing back. You rip people off"
Me - "Ok. So I've offered you the solutions, it is up to you if you want to take them or not. I've also left notes on your policy, one of our assessors will likely contact the dentist anyway to try and help you out"
NOTE - our assessors wont do this unless we request them to. And right now I had no intention of wasting their time asking them to do this. Right now, my fraud-dar is going riiight off....and sure enough...
SC - "No, no no no NO, no I don't want you to contact the dentist..."
Me - "Why is that?"
SC - "Look you people are a joke..."
Me - "Ok, but that has nothing to do with the dental claim. I do need to advise that we report fraudulent claims, they get investigated..."
Me - *CLICK*
Ah-huh.
Another scammer bites the dust.
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