Recently a few of our older (and supposedly soon to be replaced) registers were having some various technical issues, resulting in us having to close them for various reasons. Most customers got the hint with the "CLOSED" signs up, but not all.
SC: *older SC walks up to closed register, puts stuff down* Hello!
M: Yes?
SC: Ring me up!
M: This register is closed, you will have to pay at <other register>.
SC: But You're here! Your OPEN!
M: Unfortunately, the register is closed now due to technical issues, so I cant ring you up.
SC: No, no , no, no. I'm older and wise enough to know that you just don't want to ring me up.
M: Sir, I can't ring you up because the register is broken, and therefore CLOSED until it is fixed. The registers by ...
SC: No, no! I said I'm smart enough to know you're lazy and don't want to help me. I know poor customer service when I see it.
M: ...
SC: *yells* THIS THE REASON WE HAVE A BAD ECONOMY! BUNCH OF LAZY CHILDREN! *stomps off*
I watch as the old and wise adult, er, child stomp off and dump the items on a nearby shelf.
SC: *older SC walks up to closed register, puts stuff down* Hello!
M: Yes?
SC: Ring me up!
M: This register is closed, you will have to pay at <other register>.
SC: But You're here! Your OPEN!
M: Unfortunately, the register is closed now due to technical issues, so I cant ring you up.
SC: No, no , no, no. I'm older and wise enough to know that you just don't want to ring me up.
M: Sir, I can't ring you up because the register is broken, and therefore CLOSED until it is fixed. The registers by ...
SC: No, no! I said I'm smart enough to know you're lazy and don't want to help me. I know poor customer service when I see it.
M: ...
SC: *yells* THIS THE REASON WE HAVE A BAD ECONOMY! BUNCH OF LAZY CHILDREN! *stomps off*
I watch as the old and wise adult, er, child stomp off and dump the items on a nearby shelf.
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