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  • Caught out!!

    This happens every now and then. Used to find it awkward when it did, now I find it sercretly satisfying

    CAST:
    SC - you know who!
    Me - moi

    SC - "YEAH I called this mornigng and the GIRL I spoke with told me I was fully covered for dental, and I'm at the dentist right now and my card isn't even working! You better fix it right now!"

    *I'm already calling bullsh*t as we NEVER tell people they are 'fully covered' for dental because 99% of services do have a small patient gap, and even the few services that are meant to be 'no gap' often end up changing slightly during treatment, which results in a small gap being charged to the patient*

    Me - "Ok sir. No problem. I'll just bring up your policy and take a look. Okay. So you say you spoke to a girl this morning who told you that you would be fully covered for your dental visit today, is that correct?"

    SC - "YUP! She told me I was 100% covered and I would have nothing to pay, and now I'm here and my card won't even work! You people better fix this right now, plus I want compensation for this, this is a f**king joke!"

    Me - "Ah huh. Ok well, sir, that was actually myself you spoke with this morning. I remember the call, plus I left detailed notes. I never once told you that you were fully covered for dental. I actually advised you that you have no dental cover. And as such, you woudl receive no benefit at all from the fund, as you are not covered"

    SC - "..................."

    Me - "..................."

    SC - "WHAT! That's f**king bullsh*t! I demand compensation!"

    Me - "Sorry sir, but we do not compensate our members for providing them with correct information"

    SC - "...................."

    Me - "I'm going to leave a note of this conversation as well. Now, was there anything else I can help with today?"

    SC - *CLICK*



    I can't believe so many people try and pull this cr*p. Have they no shame?!
    NOTE - to add to their stupidity, when you call our company, before you're connected to an operator, you have to listen to a recorded voice letting you know that all calls are recorded.

  • #2
    I visited your blog and read every story on there.

    I LOVE your job. Even if I got yelled at on every call, I would be satisfied in the knowledge that the asshole I'm speaking with ends up hurting a fuck lot more from my denial of service than I would feel from his or her powerless verbage.

    You might also try this approach:

    "You want that service, PAY US FOR IT!!"
    Last edited by nuthing12; 09-27-2011, 03:23 PM.
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    • #3
      Nope...some people have no shame whatsoever. They also don't know how to read or listen, or if they do either of those things they just ignore what they read or heard. Our calls are all recorded too...it's pretty standard these days, but I guess they figure nobody will ever listen to the playback.
      "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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      • #4
        Not only was that conversation delicious in its SC ownage, I find it openly satisfying to see them called on their shenanigans. Bravo!

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        • #5
          Quoth Kaibutsu View Post
          Not only was that conversation delicious in its SC ownage, I find it openly satisfying to see them called on their shenanigans. Bravo!
          Agreed! And again, Bravo! SCs should learn to listen, it would save them a lot of hassle.
          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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          • #6
            "Compensation? For you providing us with great stories to tell at the company Christmas party regarding funny customers? Well.. in that case.. maybe". Haha

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            • #7
              Quoth emax4 View Post
              "Compensation? For you providing us with great stories to tell at the company Christmas party regarding funny customers? Well.. in that case.. maybe". Haha
              As a matter of fact....
              I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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              -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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              • #8
                Quoth nuthing12 View Post
                I visited your blog and read every story on there.
                I also did this, it was AWESOME
                There Can Be Only One

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                • #9
                  I love the way it never crossed his tiny mind that he might be speaking to the same person he'd spoken to that morning ....

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                  • #10
                    i like how he still tried to demand compensation

                    i guess cos he was caught for being a liar and wanted to punish you for it.

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                    • #11
                      I tell HUGE fibs & I demand compensation for it!!!ELEVENTY!!!!
                      Sure buddy, I'll get right on that...

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                      • #12
                        Quoth nuthing12 View Post
                        I visited your blog and read every story on there.
                        I'm reading the stories now. Holy moly, does it never occur to these folks that if they would shut their mouths, open their ears and listen, they might actually get their problems solved?! Noooo, they have to rant and rave and yell and scream and send their blood pressure through the ceiling instead!

                        I just can not understand that mindset.
                        I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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