At MY store, we steal from customers; Also, we are a dating service

[Kisa]

I forgot a couple...oopsies.

Tax=STEEALLIINNGG

Regular Cashier: *greets snotty little teen*
SLT: *orders a nacho supreme ($1.99)*
RC: That comes to $2.11.
SLT: But it SAAAYYYSSSS $1.99! Are you, like trying to rip me off?!!
RC: No honey, the government is trying to rip you off!
SLT: *totally lost*
RC: The price is $1.99 plus TAX. Tax is 6 cents to a dollar so $1.99 + $.12= $2.11.
SLT: *grumble grumble pays*

Later, RC jokingly said she wanted the girl's 12 cents to start her retirement fund.

Booty Call is now merging with Taco Bell...

...or at least my customers think so. In their booze soaked minds, the drive thru window is like a profile picture on a booty call site. "Ooohhh she's hot! I'll call her up later!" Umm....no.

Me: Hello, the total is $xx.xx.
Driver Girl: Oh ok. One sec.
Boozy Passenger: *leans waaaaayyy over* Hey baby!
Me: *ignores*
BP: HEY BABY!
Me: *IGNORES*
DG: Here it is! *hands me the money*
BP: What time you get off work?
Me: Too late for you. *closes window*
All: Ooooohhh! Dude she burned you!!! Oooohhhhhhhhhh buuuurrnnnn!!!
Me: *opens window* Here's your change, food and drinks.
BP: You have pretty eyes!
Me: *still handing stuff to DG and ignoring BP*
BP: Didja hear me??!!!
Me: .......
BP: I said you have pretty eyes! Didja hear that!!!
Me: I heard and I ignored. It was a wonderful decision on my part.
BP: Can I have your number???
Me: Don't got one.
BP: Awww c'mon! You gotta have a phone number! Give it to me!
Me: Can't give what I don't have.
BP: Address?
Me: I live here. Check the address out front.
BP: I want your number.
Me: I want a pony, but Santa wouldn't bring me one.
BP: I'm not leavin without your number!
Me: Oh? Then I guess you're not leaving. *closes window and locks it*

I then folded my arms, turned my back to him, leaned over the counter and gave him a nice view of my ass as I chatted with the cooks. He left after 2 minutes.

Next Guy: What was that all about?
Me: Sorry. He refused to leave without my number. I told him he wasn't leaving then and shut the window.
NG: Oh really? Good for you!

[Clover]

XD You're awesome, man. The times I've been hit on I tend to clam up and just be like "Um...thank you?" and come up with weak excuses why I can't give them my number-gah, it drives me crazy that I can be bold as heck with my friends or online, but when I'm at work and someone starts doing something like that I turn into a timid little mouse or something.

[Bright_Star]

I wouldn't give it up either....lol.

[Talon]

LOL well played!

There's just one problem:

I then folded my arms, turned my back to him, leaned over the counter and gave him a nice view of my ass as I chatted with the cooks. He left after 2 minutes.

No offense, but I think you inadvertently gave him a consolation prize.
The Braveheart salute just doesn't have the same effect when used by members of the fairer sex. Just sayin'

[Beki710]

Good for you! I never handle those situations like that, must remember this for the future!

[taxguykarl]

I then folded my arms, turned my back to him, leaned over the counter and gave him a nice view of my ass as I chatted with the cooks. He left after 2 minutes.

Surprised you didn't have to call the cops on that

[Crossbow]

I saw someone try that at a Micky-D's at one point. He just wouldn't shut up and kept badgering the cashier for her number. So she gave him 382-5633. If you look at the letters, you can probably figure it out.

Of course, I feel bad for whoever actually does have that number...

[Syriilord]

BP: Can I have your number???
Me: 5, now go away

There, fixed it for ya

[barainga]

Now Ive seen a pretty lady at the window and tell her something like 'You havea really nice smile' or 'Youre very pretty', and I leave it at that. Pay her and go about my day. The worst Ive ever gotten is a 'thankyou'.\

But then I guess its one thing to give a compliment and another to set there and try to get a date.

[Redbeard]

Answer should always be 867-5309
They'll go NUTS trying to figure it out

[Akasa]

Yeah, the young ones won't get it.

[XCashier]

You could always give him your local Rejection Hotline.

[Pixilated]

I was thinking the number of a local police substation. I don't think they would get more than one call ...

[mikoyan29]

Damn that 6% sales tax here.

[MoonCat]

Give 'em 555-1234. If they're drunk it will take them a while to figure out there's no such number.