Wherein I am not aesthetically pleasing

[HappyFun Ball]

Now I am a very firm believer that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Now, on me some people think I'm dead gorgeous, some well don't.. I'm just happy to be in the middle somewhere.

I deliver in a college town, so most of the people I deliver are drunk college students, I'm 34 years old.

SC: (gawfulling drunkening) Ha ha ha.. You're ugly!
Me: Thank you, you are quite the prize pig yourself.

I didn't give him his change, he stood there trying to work out what I said back.

[GiggityGiggityGoo]

haha, you kept his change?


Very nice

[XCashier]

SC: (gawfulling drunkening) Ha ha ha.. You're ugly!
Me: Thank you, you are quite the prize pig yourself.

Good reply! "I may be ugly, but you're stupid, and I can always get plastic surgery" would work too.

Then again, he's such a stupid asshole it would fly over his head at Warp 9.

[Pixilated]

Good reply! "I may be ugly, but you're stupid, and I can always get plastic surgery" would work too.

Then again, he's such a stupid asshole it would fly over his head at Warp 9.

At least until he repeated it to a somewhat brighter friend, who would be able to translate it for him ...