First Night on the Job, Last night for a few weeks. (long)

[Moosenogger]

This is a lesson to all the would-be criminals in that college town:

Don't pull a knife on the Hulk - you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

[thatcrazyredhead]

If nothing else, this incident has probably "Made" you in the eyes of your coworkers and regular club-goers.

"Don't fuck with Jensen, man, he'll put you through a wall."
"Jensen's badass, man. He got stabbed and it just pissed him off."

Absolutely!

Welcome to the board! I've got the bacon cookies.

Sorry you had such a rough first night on the job! I think it's awesome that they're keeping you on and paying your medical leave even though you're brand new. Hopefully the job will be more fun and less bloody in the future.

[mharbourgirl]

Dude.

Your employer sounds pretty decent, I don't think you need to worry.

Your choice of, hrm, ah! Labatt's Blue, or Captain Morgan White with your choice of mixer.

And if the cookies don't survive the stampede, I've got an excuse to make a Bacon Explosion.

[tropicsgoddess]

Ouch! Glad you're getting medical leave to heal up from what that idiot did to you! Welcome to !

[AdamJensen]

Thank you for all the welcomes, As for the deus ex reference when i was trying to decide on my username for the site i was both thinking about my injury and playing the game and i had the thought "you know what would have made that night alot better? bionic arms."

[Kristev]

What a horrible kid.

[Iseeyouthere]

Well, if there's one good thing about being a bouncer it's that you can throw a patron through the wall and the manager will congratulate you for it.

I'm tempted to become a bouncer now...

Nah, I'm just joking.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I'm tempted to become a bouncer now...

My nephew (Bob) became a bouncer by doing something similar. Bob is not a small guy. One night Bob was in a bar with some friends. Another patron decided to start something with one of his friends. Bob decided to stay out of it. Then some other guy decided to take a swing at Bob. Bob reacted by grabbing the guy's fist with his hand and bending his hand backwards until the guy was forced down to the floor. Things settled down that. Police may have been involved, I don't recall.

Bob went back to that bar a few nights later, and the owner asked if he was the one that bent the guy's fist back. Bob admitted that he was. The owner then offered Bob the bouncer's job. Bob took it.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Wow. Dumb kid. Won't do that again. Then again he probably didn't learn anything.

Oh I don't know. I'd like to think that he learned to dread visits from certain members of his fellow inmates.

[dragon_wings]

Oh I don't know. I'd like to think that he learned to dread visits from certain members of his fellow inmates.

True. : P