hi again

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Yes everyone still in vacation rentals but been busy so I havent had a chance to post. Here is another lovely guest I had to deal with.

Guest: Dave, I am renting a certain home and I need a complete inventory of the kitchen

Me: we actually dont have that but they all pretty much have the same things

Guest: thats not sufficient, Dave. I need something more specific

Me: I'll have to let you talk to the property manager but she is out so I can put you into her voicemail

Guest: You mean there isnt someone I cant talk to now?

Me: well she should be back shortly

Guest: I am not asking for the info shortly, I am asking for it right now

Me: well I'm very sorry

Guest: sorry doesnt answer my questions. I want to speak to the owner of the company right this minute.

Me: he is gone for the day

Guest: I wanna speak to him RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Me: I am sorry but he isnt here

Guest: well I am a customer. You can get a hold of him

Me: He has gone home

Guest: well call him there

Me: no ma'am

Guest: Well I am very upset and will be telling him you refused to help me. Very poor service. Shame on you. Shame on you.

[AyreBiskits]

welcome back!!!
i love your tales of woah

[Pixilated]

Yeah, lady, you go right ahead and tell the boss I wouldn't call him at home because you wanted a "complete inventory of the kitchen." I'm sure he'll be realllly upset.

Ugh. An inventory of the kitchen?! Last time I heard anything along those lines was in the military!

[barainga]

You always have the biggest EWs.

[dalesys]

...I need a complete inventory of the kitchen

OK. Sorted in order of quantity, most to least:

11,387 Mouse turds, inside walls, on kitchen side of wall centerline*
.
.
.

*Quantity increases daily

[Mr Hero]

Welcome back, VRS. Hope you've been doing well. I think I would have been tempted to ask why she needed this info, or maybe a count on specific items.

[bhskittykatt]

Yay, you're back! I always love reading your stories. Though I feel bad you have to put up with such stupidity.

[MoonCat]

OK. Sorted in order of quantity, most to least:

11,387 Mouse turds, inside walls, on kitchen side of wall centerline*
.
.
.

*Quantity increases daily

Don't forget the cockroaches.

[Kristev]

And one mold spot. No, two mold spots. No three, mold spots . . .

You all know the Count from Sesame Street. Play along.

[RootedPhoenix]

I can see a couple of reasons she might want or need to know, but her behavior was still awful.

[Lyse]

Even if there was a specific piece of equipment or appliance that she needed to make sure was available, leaving a message should have been fine. Some people....

[Spork4pedro]

man, with how many of your customers demand "NO MESSAGE! I WANT TO TALK TO THEM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!" it might be fun to play the "meow" game with them.

Oh! You wanted the owner right meow? I'm sorry but he's still not in.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Why don't these SCs just wave their OWN magic wands to make their every wish come true, instead of assuming WE have the wands? Do they ever think "hey, I think I'll get a job in a place that rents vacation spots...then I'll be able to do EVERYTHING!!"

[BrenDAnn]

Welcome back, VRS! What did this lady want you to do, pull an inventory out of your ass? Also, it would be comical to be able to listen in on her conversation with your boss. Pure comedy gold, I tell ya!

[TonyDonuts]

"I am asking for it right now"

Welp, has the voice of an adult.

Probably looks like an adult.

But I sure read that in the "I want it! I want it! Want it! WANT it! Wannnittt NOWWWWWWWW!" tones of a spoiled four year-old. I wonder if she was stamping her widdle footsies while she said that.

How do they do that?