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  • Who Wants to Play Manager Today? + 1337 Man (short for once)

    Anyone who has paid attention to my last few stories may have noticed the myriad of bosses I appear to have. We don't really have a hierarchy, but instead have co-owners and wife of co-owner.

    One day, we get a phone call, and the woman asks for my manager. I set down the phone and go: "Who would like to play manager today?"

    The woman hears, and finds this pretty amusing. When the wife of one of the co-owners gets on, she asks:

    Phone Woman: Are you actually the manager?
    Wife of Co-Owner: Well, I'm the closest thing we have.

    It turned out to be a sales call, but it was quite fun, unlike most, where my boss berates them for trying to solicit a business. Even if a call goes through me and I hang up on them, one of my bosses will call them back and berate them.

    If a customer ever demands a manager, that will be fun.

    Bonus Story:

    1337 Man:

    My boss asks me to help this guy at the Fishing License computer, so I do.

    LM: 1337 man
    Me: Your ever lovely (I hope) host.
    BM: My boss.

    LM: It won't let me do anything.
    Me: It says your middle name is invalid. Let me see you do this again.
    LM: I've done this three times already!
    Me: I understand that.

    LM starts over, and I see that he does not seem to be familiar with the concept of a space bar, which is likely why the computer cannot recognize his middle name, much less anything.

    Since he has been here for so long, I just reach over and add the spaces myself.

    The license goes through, and as he is heading out:

    LM: I'm sorry this took so long.
    BM: It happens to everyone, especially people our age.*

    LM leaves.

    BM: It's a lie. That was very bizarre.
    Me: He wasn't using the space bar, at all.
    BM: For Kalamazoo, he put zeros instead of o's.**
    Me: Ah well, at least he was decent.

    * BM was younger than this guy by probably 20 years, but still has teenage kids. I'll let you decide how important that was to the story.
    ** Not actually where we live, but a large city nearby. Yes, we are in Michigan, which may explain my many references to lakes, because Michigan has a lake every mile it seems. The marina I work at alone services eight lakes.
    Last edited by Cooper; 10-10-2011, 02:52 AM. Reason: Apparently, we service three more lakes than I knew.

  • #2
    *head tilts*

    Do we really have someone who is close to me on here?

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    • #3
      Quoth Cooper View Post
      Michigan has a lake every mile it seems. The marina I work at alone services five lakes.
      *jealous*

      my state has the least surface water of all 50 states
      "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a man and a dog"

      Mark Twain

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      • #4
        Quoth Frantic Freddie View Post
        *jealous*

        my state has the least surface water of all 50 states
        Also lacking in mosquitoes with 4 engines and tail gunners...

        (the Brits max out at 2 engines on theirs.)
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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        • #5
          You haven't seen the Ontario mosquitoes up in the hinterlands. Four of them can pick up a moose and drain it dry in around 30 seconds.

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          • #6
            Quoth Salted Grump View Post
            You haven't seen the Ontario mosquitoes up in the hinterlands. Four of them can pick up a moose and drain it dry in around 30 seconds.
            The møøse bit them!
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #7
              Mmmm, Bell's brewery. I really need to get back to Michigan for a visit.

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              • #8
                24601, didja know that Bells just opened a whole new wing of their wonderful beer making producing?

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                • #9
                  It's pretty possible Aethian. After all, this looks like a pretty big group.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Cooper
                    It's pretty possible Aethian. After all, this looks like a pretty big group.
                    Up till now we've only had three or four mitten members that posted regulary. You've joined a slightly unique club. But what I was wondering are you in a area where the zip starts, 490?

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                    • #11
                      Indeed. Do you know of a lake that looks like a tree in that zip code?

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Cooper
                        Indeed. Do you know of a lake that looks like a tree in that zip code?
                        I do...kinda... But there are 90 different zip codes starting with 490...

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                        • #13
                          Haha, yeah... I'm kinda used to using that as a reference point though. When we were comparing the arrival of our AP scores (yeah, I'm young) we would report our state and the first few numbers of our zip code when it arrived, so other kids could guess when theirs would arrive. It is a wonderfully obsessive thing.

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                          • #14
                            Yea, I know several carriers, the old school ones, who complain about the "others" cause they didn't start in the 490-491 district...they are just transfers.

                            *shakes head*

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                            • #15
                              Yay for a fellow Michigander! I'm on the opposite side of the state though.

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