So our 'customers' are not only the members of our health funds, but also technically DRs and Hospitals - they will call in most days chasing up on outstanding accounts etc
Just earlier I got a call from a woman from a DRs rooms.
CAST:
Me -
SC - The oh so rude DRs receptionist lady
Me - *opening spiel*, how can I help you today?
She talks over me, is a very agressive tone, doesn't introduce herself at all, this is what she says right off the bat...
SC - 82293847
Me - O...kay. Was that your membership number?
SC - Yeah, look it up
Me - Okay. I've got that on my screen now. Could I please confirm your full name, date of birth and address?
SC - No you can't, look it up and tell me why you didn't paid the claims for March
Me -
Ok, well I'm sorry but I cannot discuss a policy until I have identified the person I am speaking with
SC - Maria from Dr George's rooms
Me - Oh, so this is NOT your own membership?
SC - No, now go type into your little computer and tell me why you haven't paid this claim
Me - I'm sorry, you said you were calling on behalf of a Dr??
SC - Yeah, go look it up! Hurry up!
[So I put her on hold and looked it up, no small talk for her that's for sure. From this point on, my voice was deadpan and I tailored my responses to be the same as hers]
Coming back to her after finding that the money has already been paid into the DRs bank account [this happens every now and then where a claim has been paid, they call thinking it hasn't been 'cause they get so many payments they oerlook specific ones]
Me, back to SC, in my deadpan voice - Already paid
SC - No it hasn't been
Me - 28th March, Drs bank account
SC - Well I don't see it
Me - Check again?
SC - [now sounding frustrated] Whatever. Well I got 5 more, go type them all in
Me - Sorry limit 1 payment search per call
SC - NO type these in and hurry up!
Me - Limit 1 payment search per call
SC - I SAID no!
Me - Limit 1 payment search per call
SC - *CLICK*
Technically, we can do 3 payment searches per call.
She was out of line in the way she spoke, so she was getting just the one
I can't believe though that they employ someone like that as the 'voice' of their company, how embaressing

Edited : spelling etc
Just earlier I got a call from a woman from a DRs rooms.
CAST:
Me -

SC - The oh so rude DRs receptionist lady
Me - *opening spiel*, how can I help you today?
She talks over me, is a very agressive tone, doesn't introduce herself at all, this is what she says right off the bat...
SC - 82293847
Me - O...kay. Was that your membership number?
SC - Yeah, look it up
Me - Okay. I've got that on my screen now. Could I please confirm your full name, date of birth and address?
SC - No you can't, look it up and tell me why you didn't paid the claims for March
Me -
Ok, well I'm sorry but I cannot discuss a policy until I have identified the person I am speaking withSC - Maria from Dr George's rooms
Me - Oh, so this is NOT your own membership?
SC - No, now go type into your little computer and tell me why you haven't paid this claim
Me - I'm sorry, you said you were calling on behalf of a Dr??

SC - Yeah, go look it up! Hurry up!
[So I put her on hold and looked it up, no small talk for her that's for sure. From this point on, my voice was deadpan and I tailored my responses to be the same as hers]
Coming back to her after finding that the money has already been paid into the DRs bank account [this happens every now and then where a claim has been paid, they call thinking it hasn't been 'cause they get so many payments they oerlook specific ones]
Me, back to SC, in my deadpan voice - Already paid
SC - No it hasn't been
Me - 28th March, Drs bank account
SC - Well I don't see it
Me - Check again?

SC - [now sounding frustrated] Whatever. Well I got 5 more, go type them all in
Me - Sorry limit 1 payment search per call
SC - NO type these in and hurry up!
Me - Limit 1 payment search per call
SC - I SAID no!
Me - Limit 1 payment search per call
SC - *CLICK*
Technically, we can do 3 payment searches per call.
She was out of line in the way she spoke, so she was getting just the one

I can't believe though that they employ someone like that as the 'voice' of their company, how embaressing


Edited : spelling etc

I have been training myself to either do the deadpan thing or kill them with kindness...it's come to the point where I'm having trouble feeling sorry for anyone who calls me anymore. (Yes, there are still some exceptions, and if they're nice to me I'm always nice back.)






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