I occasionally sell stuff on Ebay. I've got a gumball machine up right now that includes a stand, and since it's rather large, I've marked it 'local pickup only'.
Today I got an Ebay question that's sucky in it's attitude - 'how much for standard shipping to blah, blah'. Not 'hey, would you mind changing your plan', oh no. Just an assumption that I'd actually be happy to go through all the trouble of boxing the bloody thing up just for him/her/it. As if I hadn't carefully considered the possibility that being willing to ship would open up my item to more buyers at the expense of me having to do a bunch of work to ship the bloody thing.
Annoyed the heck out of me, it did.
This was my reply:
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$500.00. Yep, five-zero-zero dollars. 5 big ones. Five lovely c-notes.
Yes, I'm serious - if you win the auction and insist on the item being shipped, it's gonna cost you half a thousand dollars.
Yes, that's way too much to possibly be worth your time, but since I pretty clearly marked the auction 'local pickup only', I feel quite justified in quoting you an absurd handling fee for the trouble of dealing with you asking me to do something I've already said I don't want to do (that is, ship this thing). No offense, but why the heck do so many people take 'local pickup only' to mean 'e-mail for shipping quote'. If I wanted folks to e-mail for shipping quote, I'd say that.
Given that my shipping charge alone would cost you more than buying two or three of these brand new, I'm going to suggest you not bid, unless you plan to be in the area in the near future.
Thanks!
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We'll see if I hear anything more.
Today I got an Ebay question that's sucky in it's attitude - 'how much for standard shipping to blah, blah'. Not 'hey, would you mind changing your plan', oh no. Just an assumption that I'd actually be happy to go through all the trouble of boxing the bloody thing up just for him/her/it. As if I hadn't carefully considered the possibility that being willing to ship would open up my item to more buyers at the expense of me having to do a bunch of work to ship the bloody thing.
Annoyed the heck out of me, it did.
This was my reply:
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$500.00. Yep, five-zero-zero dollars. 5 big ones. Five lovely c-notes.
Yes, I'm serious - if you win the auction and insist on the item being shipped, it's gonna cost you half a thousand dollars.
Yes, that's way too much to possibly be worth your time, but since I pretty clearly marked the auction 'local pickup only', I feel quite justified in quoting you an absurd handling fee for the trouble of dealing with you asking me to do something I've already said I don't want to do (that is, ship this thing). No offense, but why the heck do so many people take 'local pickup only' to mean 'e-mail for shipping quote'. If I wanted folks to e-mail for shipping quote, I'd say that.
Given that my shipping charge alone would cost you more than buying two or three of these brand new, I'm going to suggest you not bid, unless you plan to be in the area in the near future.
Thanks!
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We'll see if I hear anything more.
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