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Compels you to behave, that is....
-Why’d you tow my car?!
-You did not have a permit for where you parked sir, that is a private lot, permit parking only.
-You bring my car back!
-Sorry Sir, that vehicle is impounded and cannot be released until it is paid for in full, $105, cash, credit or debit, no checks
-*Sigh* You WILL bring back my car now!
-No Sir, you will have to come to our garage to pick it up, and it will be $105
-*Angry Grunt* This state…. Ugh! You people…. Bring back my car now!
-I have already explained what your options are, that is not one of them
-Bring my car back now!
-No
-Just bring it back!
-No Sir, we will not.
-Fine! I’ll pay for it tomorrow, but you NEED to bring it back now!
-That’s not going to happen Sir, I’ve already explained your options. Bringing it back to you is not one of them, we will not be doing it.
-Look, this, you….. ugh, I don’t know why I moved here, you bring back my car now!
-Sir, I…
-BRING BACK MY CAR!
-Sir….
-BRING BACK MY CAR NOW!
-S…
-BRING IT BACK! YOU BRING IT BACK NOW! I WILL PAY LATER BUT I WANT MY CAR NOW! YOU BRING IT BA..
*click*
1 Potato… 2 Potato…. 3 Potato…
*ring*
-Friendly Neighborhood Towing, Argabarga Speaking
-WHY YOU HANG UP ON ME?!
-Because you were talking over me and I couldn’t get a word in, are you ready to talk to me like a civilized person and not interrupt?
-YOU!...... Uh….. okay, what do I have to do?
-Come to the garage at Our Address, it will be $105 to pick the car up, you will need photo ID and a form of payment that is either cash, credit or debit, or any combination of the above. We cannot take checks.
- Fine! *click*
-Hey! Why did you tow me from 135 This St.?
-Your car did not have a permit for that lot (and it was a brand new car with rental car license plates and barcodes, that’s the kiss of death around here as 99% of the ones I see are illegals)
-Well, there’s 3 other cars here, how come I don’t see you here now lifting them up?!
-Yes sir, those cars have permits for the lot, they are large orange tags hanging from the rearview mirrors, those people have purchased parking spots there.
-Look, I’m from out of town, I didn’t know I’d be towed
-There are 4 signs in that lot sir that say it is private parking (and he obviously found one because he called us, they have our number on them)
-Look, I’m from Alabama, I have to be on the road tomorrow morning, I didn’t know the rules, there’s nothing you can do?
-No Sir, the only thing I can do for you tonight is take $105 as payment and release the vehicle
-But, only I got towed! The rest of these cars down here should be getting towed right now too!
-I already explained sir, they are allowed to be there, if you walk over to them, you’ll see they have permits hanging from the rearview mirrors. I’ll save you the walk, if you’re talking about that little Nissan hatchback or the white Caravan or the Green Oldsmobile SUV, they’re regulars down there and I see them all the time.
*slight pause as I assume he does go over and sees I’m telling the truth*
-Great, that’s *bleepin* terrific! This is one *bleep* of a scam you’re running! Now, you Mother *bleep* ers are….
*click*
1 Potato… 2 Potato…. 3 Potato…
*ring*
-Friendly Neighborhood Towing, Argabarga Speaking
-WHY YOU HANG UP ON ME?!
-Because you swore at me, there’s no reason for that
-Mother*bleep* ….
*click*
1 Potato… 2 Potato…. 3 Potato…
*ring*
-(Interrupting before he gets a chance) Okay, are you ready to talk to me without the swearing? Because I can just keep hanging up if you won’t talk to me like a civilized person
-…. Okay, where are you guys at?
Attitudes adjusted! Potty mouths scrubbed! Faulty logic corrected! It's amazing what this lil' button can do with one mere push! I better be careful, I'm only a few more of these away from becoming a cackling meglomaniac declaring "I think you'll soon see it my way!" while strapping James Bond to the torture table....
-Why’d you tow my car?!
-You did not have a permit for where you parked sir, that is a private lot, permit parking only.
-You bring my car back!
-Sorry Sir, that vehicle is impounded and cannot be released until it is paid for in full, $105, cash, credit or debit, no checks
-*Sigh* You WILL bring back my car now!
-No Sir, you will have to come to our garage to pick it up, and it will be $105
-*Angry Grunt* This state…. Ugh! You people…. Bring back my car now!
-I have already explained what your options are, that is not one of them
-Bring my car back now!
-No
-Just bring it back!
-No Sir, we will not.
-Fine! I’ll pay for it tomorrow, but you NEED to bring it back now!
-That’s not going to happen Sir, I’ve already explained your options. Bringing it back to you is not one of them, we will not be doing it.
-Look, this, you….. ugh, I don’t know why I moved here, you bring back my car now!
-Sir, I…
-BRING BACK MY CAR!
-Sir….
-BRING BACK MY CAR NOW!
-S…
-BRING IT BACK! YOU BRING IT BACK NOW! I WILL PAY LATER BUT I WANT MY CAR NOW! YOU BRING IT BA..
*click*
1 Potato… 2 Potato…. 3 Potato…
*ring*
-Friendly Neighborhood Towing, Argabarga Speaking
-WHY YOU HANG UP ON ME?!
-Because you were talking over me and I couldn’t get a word in, are you ready to talk to me like a civilized person and not interrupt?
-YOU!...... Uh….. okay, what do I have to do?
-Come to the garage at Our Address, it will be $105 to pick the car up, you will need photo ID and a form of payment that is either cash, credit or debit, or any combination of the above. We cannot take checks.
- Fine! *click*
-Hey! Why did you tow me from 135 This St.?
-Your car did not have a permit for that lot (and it was a brand new car with rental car license plates and barcodes, that’s the kiss of death around here as 99% of the ones I see are illegals)
-Well, there’s 3 other cars here, how come I don’t see you here now lifting them up?!
-Yes sir, those cars have permits for the lot, they are large orange tags hanging from the rearview mirrors, those people have purchased parking spots there.
-Look, I’m from out of town, I didn’t know I’d be towed
-There are 4 signs in that lot sir that say it is private parking (and he obviously found one because he called us, they have our number on them)
-Look, I’m from Alabama, I have to be on the road tomorrow morning, I didn’t know the rules, there’s nothing you can do?
-No Sir, the only thing I can do for you tonight is take $105 as payment and release the vehicle
-But, only I got towed! The rest of these cars down here should be getting towed right now too!
-I already explained sir, they are allowed to be there, if you walk over to them, you’ll see they have permits hanging from the rearview mirrors. I’ll save you the walk, if you’re talking about that little Nissan hatchback or the white Caravan or the Green Oldsmobile SUV, they’re regulars down there and I see them all the time.
*slight pause as I assume he does go over and sees I’m telling the truth*
-Great, that’s *bleepin* terrific! This is one *bleep* of a scam you’re running! Now, you Mother *bleep* ers are….
*click*
1 Potato… 2 Potato…. 3 Potato…
*ring*
-Friendly Neighborhood Towing, Argabarga Speaking
-WHY YOU HANG UP ON ME?!
-Because you swore at me, there’s no reason for that
-Mother*bleep* ….
*click*
1 Potato… 2 Potato…. 3 Potato…
*ring*
-(Interrupting before he gets a chance) Okay, are you ready to talk to me without the swearing? Because I can just keep hanging up if you won’t talk to me like a civilized person
-…. Okay, where are you guys at?
Attitudes adjusted! Potty mouths scrubbed! Faulty logic corrected! It's amazing what this lil' button can do with one mere push! I better be careful, I'm only a few more of these away from becoming a cackling meglomaniac declaring "I think you'll soon see it my way!" while strapping James Bond to the torture table....
He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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