He's a surgeon!

[Imogene]

*Stares a computer for a good minute.*

Oh! NOW I get it!

I hear it helps to imagine it being sung in a really high voice.

[chainedbarista]

Okay so you're joking huh? Well the charge is now $40 - it now includes the 'customer is an idiot' fee.

don't forget the 'annoyance charge' before the 'wasted time compensation tax' is applied at the end.

seriously, what an ass among asses; i can't crochet/knit/sew to save my life. i'd have considered it a steal as well and have been thankful, not shysterish.

[Arachne]

You'd think a surgeon would understand things like paying for expertise and precise detail work...

But what I do is women's work, and not nearly as VALUABLE as what he does, doncha know.