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  • #16
    Well I'm a little bit . When boss-lady came back in today, I let her know what happened. She also got a copy of the report from security.

    She will be meeting with the person in charge of security and the head of suchandsuch department this week.

    Guess whose backside is going to be very sore by the end of this week.

    Sometimes I love my job.
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    • #17
      Oh, this one definitely calls for followup. Please don't leave us hanging, we want to know how he hangs over this!



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      • #18
        Quoth energyguy View Post
        The three people in your company you don't want to piss off.
        I always thought it was:

        1. The person who does the payroll.
        2. The person who does the payroll.
        3. The person who does the payroll.
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        • #19
          Is there someone you can complain to in HR about his treatment of you? Get him shit canned or at least in trouble
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          • #20
            So Boss Lady and the head of suchandsuch dept had a meeting today. Unfortunately it was right before Boss Lady had to go home. So I have to wait until Monday to find out what is going to happen
            A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. - Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

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            • #21
              Quoth cinema guy View Post
              I always thought it was:

              1. The person who does the payroll.
              2. The person who signs the payroll checks.
              3. The person who brings you your payroll checks.
              Fixed that just a bit for ya ^_^
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              • #22
                Quoth cinema guy View Post
                I always thought it was:

                1. The person who does the payroll.
                2. The person who signs the payroll checks.
                3. The person who brings you your payroll checks.
                Quoth EricKei View Post
                Fixed that just a bit for ya ^_^
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                • #23
                  Boss Lady told me what happened in the meeting today. Hehe still giggling about what was decided.

                  So Mr Ranty Pants has to give me and Security Guy a Written Apology(tm) and a Verbal Apology(tm). And Mr Ranty Pants has to apologise to his boss. All in front of his department (about 20 people). It will be happening this week. Have to wait for SG to come back on shift.

                  Head of Suchandsuch dept spoke to me this evening about it too. He was pretty annoyed with the guy. But he did ask me what my fav chocolate was. Here is hoping for a Christmas bonus.
                  A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. - Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

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                  • #24
                    AMEN! Glad to see Karma has paid off well in your (and your staff's) favor.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Blue Ginger View Post
                      So Mr Ranty Pants has to give me and Security Guy a Written Apology(tm) and a Verbal Apology(tm). And Mr Ranty Pants has to apologise to his boss. All in front of his department (about 20 people). It will be happening this week. Have to wait for SG to come back on shift.
                      Hitting directly at the ol' pride. Boss plays nasty.

                      I like it.
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                      • #26
                        Quoth draco664 View Post
                        No. 3 only matters if you receive post at your work. I always say that the people you don't want to piss off at a company are IT, security and the person who cleans your area...
                        and the people who make the food in the cafeteria


                        and oooo. publicly eating crow.
                        now THAT'S a bonus.
                        Last edited by PepperElf; 11-02-2011, 01:00 PM.

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                        • #27
                          Mr.Ranty Pants is too stupid to know that by asking his name you're preventing the wrong person from getting his parcel. Moron.
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                          • #28
                            Quoth PepperElf View Post
                            and the people who make the food in the cafeteria
                            Dont forget the coffee lady/man Or the on who cleans the coffee maker

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