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BG: I work the desk at a hotel. I get prank calls sometimes, and I usually let them run thru their bit until they run out of steam. Not this time.
Cast:
Me: obvious
SWB: stupid white-boy (sounds white enough to glow under a blacklight)
end BG
I get a call at the hotel:
Me: (opening spiel) How can I help you
SWB: I'd like to make a reservation for tonight
Me: No problem. Did you need a room with one bed or two?
SWB: whoooooOOOOOOOooooooo
Me:
I'm sorry, was that one bed or two?
SWB: I said two.
Me: Ok, any discounts I can apply? (runs thru list)
SWB: NAACP
Me: I'm sorry, sir, we do not offer an NAACP discount at this location.
SWB: You don't?
Me: No sir, we do not.
SWB Oh, well let me ask you this. Are you wearing your hood and cloak right now?
Me:
To the best of my knowledge I do not own a hood or cloak
SWB: Well I think you're a racist. What do you think of that?
Me: You're more that welcome to think anything you would like to, sir, but that doesn't make it true.
SWB:What about if I come up there with a couple of my bruthas? (yes, he said it that way) Would you still be so boldly racist?
Me: You're welcome to come here if you would like. It won't change the fact that we do not offer an NAACP discount
SWB: I'm gonna come down there with a couple of my 6+ft bruthas (again) and we'll see if you still have this attitude
Me: You can bring as many as you want with you. It won't change the facts
SWB: Well you can just kiss my ass, racist
Me: I do not believe that kind of contact is appropriate between an employee and a customer, sir
SWB: Oh, your mind is in the gutter isn't it, you faggot. You racist white faggot cracker. I bet you f*** farm animals, don't you? You white racist honkey cracker faggot f***er?
Me: *sigh* You know what the best part about having a conversation with a stupid person over the phone is?
SWB: What's that, cracker?
Me: *click*
2 minutes later, he calls back:
Me: (opening spiel)
SWB: I think your phone cut out. I didn't hear your answer
Me: Oh, sorry. Let me repeat myself for you *click*
Cast:
Me: obvious
SWB: stupid white-boy (sounds white enough to glow under a blacklight)
end BG
I get a call at the hotel:
Me: (opening spiel) How can I help you
SWB: I'd like to make a reservation for tonight
Me: No problem. Did you need a room with one bed or two?
SWB: whoooooOOOOOOOooooooo
Me:
I'm sorry, was that one bed or two?SWB: I said two.
Me: Ok, any discounts I can apply? (runs thru list)
SWB: NAACP
Me: I'm sorry, sir, we do not offer an NAACP discount at this location.
SWB: You don't?
Me: No sir, we do not.
SWB Oh, well let me ask you this. Are you wearing your hood and cloak right now?
Me:
To the best of my knowledge I do not own a hood or cloakSWB: Well I think you're a racist. What do you think of that?
Me: You're more that welcome to think anything you would like to, sir, but that doesn't make it true.
SWB:What about if I come up there with a couple of my bruthas? (yes, he said it that way) Would you still be so boldly racist?
Me: You're welcome to come here if you would like. It won't change the fact that we do not offer an NAACP discount
SWB: I'm gonna come down there with a couple of my 6+ft bruthas (again) and we'll see if you still have this attitude
Me: You can bring as many as you want with you. It won't change the facts
SWB: Well you can just kiss my ass, racist
Me: I do not believe that kind of contact is appropriate between an employee and a customer, sir
SWB: Oh, your mind is in the gutter isn't it, you faggot. You racist white faggot cracker. I bet you f*** farm animals, don't you? You white racist honkey cracker faggot f***er?
Me: *sigh* You know what the best part about having a conversation with a stupid person over the phone is?
SWB: What's that, cracker?
Me:
*click*2 minutes later, he calls back:
Me: (opening spiel)
SWB: I think your phone cut out. I didn't hear your answer
Me: Oh, sorry. Let me repeat myself for you *click*
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