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Had a complaint come in, it made me laugh out loud. 
Just when I think the guests' egos can't get any bigger... Well, we have a free breakfast. It's pretty good, I often eat it on my break in the morn and chat with the staff. Some guy complained about that.
Now at the other hotel I used to work at, some other guy complained about the BF lady always changing the channel to some Spanish speaking channel. I understand that. But complaining about us talking in a language you don't understand? What, afraid we're talking about you? And he also complained that the staff "Stalked" him at breakfast. SIGH It seems they whine about not being paid enough attention to, then they whine that we're stalking them. O effing k.
"The STAFF should come out every few minutes to restock the food, and not stand there and STALK" <-- excerpt from Mr. Paranoid's email.
Since when is standing there stalking? Did it ever occur to you that they're watching the food, Mr. P? Not you? To see if it's running out? Did that ever occur to your little peabrain? 
I dunno. To me, stalking is taking pictures, screaming, flashing gentials, making lewd comments, being rude, calling constantly, you know just BOTHERING. Hm. I wonder if I could sue SCs for stalking? I'd be a millionaire! j/k I know I get paid to be stalked 
On the bad side, he was a VIP (very ignorant person) so corporate will be UNHAPPY at us for making a VIP UNHAPPY and the GM will probably make us stop chatting and "stalking". On the VERY VERY VERY GOOD side, he promised us to never stay again here. YAY THANK YOU and don't forget your tinfoil hat plz!
Cuz we won't send it.
Just when I think the guests' egos can't get any bigger... Well, we have a free breakfast. It's pretty good, I often eat it on my break in the morn and chat with the staff. Some guy complained about that. Now at the other hotel I used to work at, some other guy complained about the BF lady always changing the channel to some Spanish speaking channel. I understand that. But complaining about us talking in a language you don't understand? What, afraid we're talking about you? And he also complained that the staff "Stalked" him at breakfast. SIGH It seems they whine about not being paid enough attention to, then they whine that we're stalking them. O effing k.
"The STAFF should come out every few minutes to restock the food, and not stand there and STALK" <-- excerpt from Mr. Paranoid's email.
Since when is standing there stalking? Did it ever occur to you that they're watching the food, Mr. P? Not you? To see if it's running out? Did that ever occur to your little peabrain? I dunno. To me, stalking is taking pictures, screaming, flashing gentials, making lewd comments, being rude, calling constantly, you know just BOTHERING. Hm. I wonder if I could sue SCs for stalking? I'd be a millionaire!
j/k I know I get paid to be stalked On the bad side, he was a VIP (very ignorant person) so corporate will be UNHAPPY at us for making a VIP UNHAPPY and the GM will probably make us stop chatting and "stalking". On the VERY VERY VERY GOOD side, he promised us to never stay again here. YAY THANK YOU and don't forget your tinfoil hat plz!
Cuz we won't send it.
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